Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post about the 4 golf majors, written in the style you described:

So, I decided to really get into golf this year. Not just hitting balls at the range, but understanding the whole scene. And that means knowing about the Majors. I mean, everyone’s heard of them, right? But I wanted the details.
First, I started digging. Just Googling “golf majors” and stuff like that. I wanted a basic rundown of what made each one special.
The Masters
Okay, The Masters. This one’s in April, always at Augusta National. That’s the one with the green jacket, which I thought was pretty cool. I learned that it’s an invitational, so not just anyone can play. You gotta be, like, really good. I watched some highlight reels. The course looked insane – perfectly green, flowers everywhere, it seems tough.
PGA Championship
Next, The PGA Championship. This one moves around to different courses, and this year, 2024, it was in May. I found out it’s run by the PGA of America, and it’s mostly for professional golfers. I did find some previous years Champion golfers and the golf courses they played. That part, I practiced to remember the golfers and golf courses.
U.S. Open
Then there’s the U.S. Open in June. Man, this one is supposed to be brutal. The courses are set up to be super difficult, with really thick rough and fast greens. I watched some videos of guys struggling, and, yeah, it looked painful. I tried to play my own round with the same kind of mindset – focusing on accuracy, not just power. It was a disaster, hahaha, I’m no pro, no doubt.
The Open Championship (British Open)
Finally, The Open Championship, or as some call it, the British Open. This one’s in July, and it’s always played on a “links” course, which, I learned, means it’s by the sea, with all that wind and those funky bunkers. I read about the history, and I thought it was pretty cool. The oldest golf tournament, the birthplace of golf, all that kind of stuff.
My big takeaway? These tournaments aren’t just about the golf; they’re about the history, the locations, the whole vibe. It’s a great experience of learning.