Cowboys Rumors: Is Saquon Barkley a Target for Dallas?

Saquon Barkley to the Cowboys? Well, let me tell ya somethin’…

I heard folks gabbin’ ‘bout this Saquon Barkley fella, plays football, ya know? Big fella, runs real fast. They say he might be goin’ to them Cowboys. Them Dallas Cowboys. Now, I don’t know much ‘bout football, but I know the Cowboys are a big deal. Always hearin’ ‘bout ‘em on the TV.

See, this Barkley fella, he used to play for the Giants. New York Giants. Don’t know why he ain’t playin’ for them no more. Maybe they didn’t pay him enough? Money talks, honey, money talks. Maybe he wanted to be closer to… well, I don’t rightly know. But them Cowboys, they got lots of money, I hear. Billionaires, they say. Eleven billion dollars! That’s more money than I ever seen in my life, even if you counted all the beans in my garden patch.

He’s a good runner, they say.
Real strong, like a bull.
And fast, like a greased piglet!

Now, this fella, Beasley, he’s talkin’ ‘bout gettin’ Barkley to the Cowboys. He’s like, “Hey Barkley, come on over here! We got a good team, we pay good money, and we got them fancy… uh… what-ya-call-its… celebrations. Yeah, celebrations!” Veterans Day and all that. They had a fella named Bush there once. Big shot, I guess. President or somethin’.

So, this free agency thing, it’s like a big ol’ market, ya see? Players goin’ here and there, lookin’ for the best deal. And Barkley, he’s a prize pig, I reckon. Everybody wants him. But them Cowboys, they might just get him. They got the money, they got the… uh… the whatchamacallit… the, uh, the “recruitment”! Yeah, they got that.

It’s kinda like when you’re sellin’ your prize-winning tomatoes at the farmers market. Everybody wants ‘em, but you gotta pick the fella who’s gonna give you the best price. And maybe a little somethin’ extra, like a good spot in the market, ya know?

And this snow, they talkin’ ‘bout snow. Snow sweepin’ ‘cross the country. What’s that got to do with football? I don’t know. Maybe it makes it harder for the players to run? Or maybe they just talkin’ ‘bout the weather ‘cause there ain’t nothin’ else to talk about. You know how folks are.

So, will Saquon Barkley go to the Cowboys? I ain’t got a crystal ball, but I’d say there’s a good chance. They got the money, they got the… uh… “head start,” they call it. And they got that Beasley fella talkin’ him up. But then again, who knows? Football’s a funny game. Things can change faster than a hen pecks corn.

One thing’s for sure, if Barkley does go to the Cowboys, them folks in Dallas gonna be real happy. And them Giants fans? Well, they gonna be madder than a hornet in a pickle jar.