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Alright, let’s talk about this Junior and LDU Quito match, you know, the one they’re yappin’ about. Folks keep askin’ me, “Who ya think’s gonna win?” Well, hold your horses, I ain’t no fancy sports person, but I got a feelin’ about these things, ya know?

First off, this “prediction” thing. Sounds all highfalutin, but it just means guessin’, right? So, I’m guessin’ like everyone else. I heard some folks sayin’ it’s gonna be a tie, a 1-1 thing. Maybe they’re right. Seems like both them teams, Junior and that LDU Quito, they’re kinda even-steven.

They’re playin’ in somethin’ called the “Copa Libertadores.” Sounds fancy, like them fellas wearin’ them frilly shirts. But it’s just a soccer game, right? Kickin’ a ball around. Now, some say LDU Quito’s gonna win at their place, 1-0, maybe even 3-1. That’s a lot of goals, ain’t it? Makes ya wonder if them fellas can even count that high!

Some smarty-pants are talkin’ about “under 2.5 goals.” Means they don’t think there’s gonna be a whole lotta scorin’. Could be. Sometimes them fellas just run around like chickens with their heads cut off.
Then there’s this “both teams to score” thing. Well, I reckon that’d make it more excitin’, wouldn’t it? Nothin’ worse than watchin’ a game where only one team’s doin’ all the kickin’.

Now, they’re playin’ at LDU Quito’s place first, then at Junior’s. That’s what they call “home and away,” I think. LDU Quito’s got the home field advantage first, so maybe they got a leg up, ya know? Folks get all riled up when they’re playin’ in front of their own people.

I saw some fellas writin’ down numbers and stuff, tryin’ to figure out who’s better. They call ’em “stats.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d get from eatin’ too much greasy food! But they say these stats can tell ya who’s gonna win. Me? I just look at the fellas runnin’ around. If they look tired, they ain’t gonna win, that’s for sure.

This game, it’s on May 14th, then they play again later. So, it ain’t just one game, it’s like a whole to-do. Makes it harder to guess, ya know? One day a team can be good, the next day they’re all stumble-footed. Happens all the time.

I heard they’re gonna show it on TV, or on that “live stream” thing. My grandkids are always watchin’ stuff on them little phones, so maybe I’ll catch a glimpse. But honestly, I’d rather be out in the garden, pullin’ weeds. At least you know what you’re gettin’ with weeds.

So, if you’re askin’ me for a “prediction,” well, I’m gonna say it’s gonna be close. Maybe a tie in the first game, then who knows what’ll happen in the second. That’s the thing about soccer, it ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings, or somethin’ like that. Just gotta watch and see what happens. Don’t put too much stock in what them fancy fellas say, sometimes the best guess is just a good ol’ fashioned hunch.

And remember, it’s just a game. No need to get all worked up about it. There’s more important things in life than watchin’ fellas kick a ball around, like makin’ sure you got enough biscuits for breakfast.