Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this John Daly fella, huh? And if he’s hitched? Well, lemme tell ya, that man’s been ’round the block a few times when it comes to marryin’. He’s been married, like, four times! Can ya believe that? Four! That’s more times than I’ve baked pies in a year, and I bake a LOT of pies.
First off, they say he married some model gal, Dale Crafton. Model, huh? Guess she was a looker. Don’t know much ’bout her, though. Then came Bettye Fulford, and they had a little girl, Shynah. That’s nice, havin’ a kid. But that marriage, well, it didn’t last neither.
- Wife Number One: Dale Crafton (a model, they say)
- Wife Number Two: Bettye Fulford (had a daughter, Shynah)
- Wife Number Three: Paulette Dean (another daughter, Sierra)
- Wife Number Four: Sherrie Miller (had a son, John Daly II)
Then there was Paulette Dean. Another daughter popped out, Sierra. See? He’s got a whole bunch of kids from all these wives. And then, number four, Sherrie Miller. She gave him a boy, John Daly the Second, I guess. Sounds fancy, “the Second”. My Billy just got “Junior” after his daddy.
So, four wives, three kids. That’s a lot of mouths to feed, and a lot of headaches, I reckon. Marriage ain’t easy, ya know? It’s like bakin’ a cake – gotta have the right ingredients, the right temperature, and a whole lotta patience. And seems like this John Daly fella, well, maybe his cakes kept fallin’ flat, if ya catch my drift.
But hold on, there’s more! This fella, he ain’t givin’ up on love, no sirree! He’s got himself a new gal now, Anna Cladakis. They been together since, what, 2007? And they got engaged in 2014. That’s a long time to be engaged! Maybe he’s finally learnin’ his lesson, takin’ it slow this time. They call her his fiance, fancy word for “gonna get married, maybe.”
So, is John Daly married right NOW? Well, not technically. He’s engaged, see? But he’s been engaged for a long spell. Maybe they just like it that way. Or maybe he’s scared to jump back into the fryin’ pan after gettin’ burned so many times. Can’t blame him, I guess.
This John Daly, he’s a golfer, they say. A famous one. But seems to me, he’s had more trouble with wives than with golf balls. He’s had knee problems too, poor fella. Surgery and all that. Life throws ya curveballs, doesn’t it? Whether it’s bad knees or bad marriages, ya just gotta keep swingin’, I suppose. That’s what my old man used to say, anyway.
Anyways, the important thing is, he seems happy with this Anna gal. They go to his golf things together, and they look all lovey-dovey. Maybe fifth time’s the charm, like they say. Or maybe they’ll just stay engaged forever. Who knows? It’s their business, not mine. But it sure makes for some good gossip, don’t it?
So there ya have it. John Daly, four wives, three kids, a long engagement, and a whole lotta history. And maybe, just maybe, a fifth wedding in the future. We’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we? In the meantime, I gotta go check on my own biscuits. At least they don’t give me as much trouble as husbands!
Tags: [John Daly, Anna Cladakis, Marriage, Golfer, Engaged, Relationships, Family]