Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout this Valhalla hole 7 thing. Don’t rightly know what it all means, but I heard some folks talkin’. Sounds like a whole lotta work for somethin’ hidden, like them Easter eggs my grandbabies hunt for.
First off, they say you gotta beat the whole game. Yeah, the whole shebang. That’s like plowin’ a whole field by hand, I tell ya. Takes a good long while. Then, after you’re done sweatin’ and cussin’, there’s more. It ain’t never easy, is it?
They talk about a Key, a Flute, and a Pendant. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in an old lady’s jewelry box, right? But nah, these things are hidden, gotta go find ’em. Like lookin’ for a lost chicken in the tall grass, only harder. And you gotta do it more than once, they say. Multiple runs, they call it. Sounds like a waste of good time to me, but folks seem to like it.
- First, you gotta find this Key thing. Where it is? Nobody tells ya straight. You gotta poke around, ask folks, maybe even read a map, if you’re fancy like that.
- Then, there’s that Flute. Maybe it makes music, maybe it don’t. But you need it, so go find it. Probably hidden under a rock somewhere, or maybe in some old chest.
- And last, the Pendant. Shiny thing, I reckon. Probably hangs on somethin’, or maybe it’s buried in the dirt. Who knows? You gotta find it, that’s all.
They say there’s three hidden quests tied to gettin’ some kind of achievement. Reminds me of tryin’ to bake a perfect apple pie. Gotta get everything just right, or it ain’t worth nothin’. These quests, they’re like ingredients, I guess. Need ‘em all for the pie, or in this case, the secret thingamajig.
Now, this Kaldstad fella, he’s a “Wholesome Warrior.” Sounds like a good boy, the kind that helps his neighbors and doesn’t cause no trouble. He’s got a quest, too. Probably somethin’ about killin’ monsters or findin’ lost sheep, I dunno. But you gotta do it. It’s all part of the puzzle, like them jigsaw puzzles my grandkids do. Always missin’ a piece, ain’t they?
This whole Valhalla hole 7 thing, it’s about unlockin’ secrets. Like them secret recipes my grandma used to keep locked up in her cupboard. Nobody knew what was in there ‘cept her. This game, it’s kinda like that. Gotta dig deep, gotta work for it. Nothin’ comes easy, that’s for sure.
And there’s talk of a secret ending. Like them stories they tell at the church socials, always got a twist at the end. This game, it’s got one too, apparently. But you gotta do all that stuff first, the Key, the Flute, the Pendant, all them quests. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss to me.
Some folks are real interested in this, lookin’ for tips and tricks. Like askin’ how to get the best price on tomatoes at the market. They want to know how to get it all done, fast and easy. But nothin’ worth havin’ comes easy, I always say. You gotta work for it.
There’s this place called the Animus, and you gotta finish somethin’ there. Ten of ’em, they say. Sounds like countin’ chickens to me, but I reckon it’s important. You gotta do it, or you ain’t gettin’ that secret endin’. It’s all connected, like them vines that grow all over my fence.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know about Valhalla hole 7. Beat the game, find some hidden stuff, do some quests, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get to see that secret endin’. Me? I’d rather just sit on the porch and watch the sunset. But these youngsters, they like their puzzles and their secrets. To each their own, I say.
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