Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about this fella, Chad Gable. Folks keep askin’, how tall is he? I ain’t measured him myself, mind you, but they say he’s 5 foot 8 inches. That’s about… hmm… my grandson Billy’s height, maybe a tad shorter. Yep, 5 foot 8, or 173 centimeters for them fancy folks who use that other kind of measurin’.
Now, Chad, he ain’t the biggest fella in that wrestlin’ ring, not by a long shot. You got these giants stompin’ around, lookin’ like they could eat a whole cow in one bite. But Chad, he’s different. He’s quick, like a squirrel dodgin’ a hawk. And strong too, don’t let that height fool ya. He’s like one of them little terriers, always yappin’ and bitin’ at the heels of the big dogs.
- They say he was born in Minnesota. That’s up north, right? Cold country. Makes a fella tough, I reckon.
- He’s been wrestlin’ for a good while now. Started way back when, I guess. Folks call him a professional wrestler. That means he gets paid for it, see? Not like them fellas wrasslin’ in the mud at the county fair.
- His real name ain’t Chad Gable, you know. It’s Charles somethin’… Betts, I think. Sounds like a name you’d hear at a church picnic, not a wrestlin’ match.
- They also say he’s pretty smart. Got himself a fancy degree, somethin’ about animation and design. Imagine that! A wrestler with brains! My Billy can barely spell his own name.
Chad, he’s wrestled under a bunch of names. Chad Gable, of course, that’s the one most folks know. But then there was Shorty G. Shorty! Can you believe they called him that? I guess it’s ‘cause he’s… well, you know… not so tall. He didn’t like that name much, I heard. Nobody wants to be called Shorty, ‘specially not a grown man who throws other men around for a livin’. They even called him Shorty Gable for a bit. Seems like they couldn’t make up their minds.
This fella, he’s been around. WWE, that’s where he wrestles now. Big-time stuff. On TV and everything. I seen him a few times when my grandaughter turns on the wrestlin’. He’s good, real good. Got all them fancy moves. He can flip and twist and turn, makes you dizzy just watchin’ him.
He’s married too, to a gal he’s known for a long time. Nine years they were datin’, can you believe that? These youngsters these days, they don’t stick with nothin’ for that long. But Chad and his wife, they seem happy enough. Good for them, I say. A good woman can keep a man grounded, even if that man spends his nights gettin’ thrown around a wrestlin’ ring.
Now, some folks might say 5 foot 8 ain’t tall enough to be a wrestler. They might say he’s too small, that he’ll get squashed by them big fellas. But Chad, he proves ’em wrong every time. He’s like a little stick of dynamite, packed with power. He’s got heart, that’s what it is. And that catchphrase he says “Shoosh!” Heard him say he got it from an old movie. He a funny one , that Chad.
He was born on March 8th. Makes him a Pisces, they say. I don’t know much about them star signs, but they say it means he’s sensitive and artistic. Maybe that’s why he got that animation degree. Who knows? All I know is he’s a darn good wrestler, and that’s all that matters. And as of 2023, they say he’s 37 years young.
And that’s about all I know about Chad Gable’s height and such. He’s 5 foot 8, a good wrestler, and a smart fella, even if he is a bit on the short side. But height ain’t everything, you know. It’s what’s inside that counts. And Chad Gable, he’s got plenty of fight in him, that’s for sure.
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