Alright, alright, settle down now, you young whippersnappers. Let’s figure out which one of them rasslin’ fellas you’re most like, ya hear? This ain’t gonna be no fancy book learnin’ test, so don’t you go gettin’ your britches in a twist.
What WWE Superstar Are You? Let’s Get to the Bottom of It!
First off, lemme tell ya, this whole “WWE superstar” thing, it’s a big to-do. Lots of muscles, lots of yellin’, and a whole lotta showin’ off. But underneath all that, there’s different kinds of folks, just like in any town, big or small.
So, you gotta ask yourself, what kind of rassler are ya? Are you the type that likes to fly around like a dang bumblebee, flippin’ and floppin’ all over the place? If that’s you, then maybe you’re somethin’ like that Rey Mysterio fella. He’s small, but dang, he’s quick and jumpy like a squirrel on a hot griddle.
- High Flyer like Rey Mysterio? If you’re all about speed and agility, flippin’ and flyin’ like nobody’s business, then yeah, you might be a Rey Mysterio type. He’s always jumpin’ around, climbin’ on stuff, and makin’ the other guys look like they’re standin’ in mud.
- Show-off like The Miz? Now, if you’re more the type that likes to talk a big game and strut around like a rooster in a henhouse, then maybe you’re a Miz kinda fella. That boy sure does love to hear himself talk, and he ain’t shy about tellin’ everyone how great he is.
- Mysterious like Sin Cara? Then there’s them quiet types, the ones that don’t say much but got a whole lot of tricks up their sleeves. Like that Sin Cara fella, always wearin’ that mask and sneakin’ around. You never know what he’s gonna do next. He’s quiet and sneaky, like a fox in the henhouse.
But maybe you’re not the flashy type. Maybe you’re more of a…what do you call it…a technician? Yeah, that’s it. You like to wrestle, not just jump around. You know all them holds and moves and you like to grind your opponents down. If that’s the case, then maybe you’re more like that Cody Rhodes fella. He’s serious and tough. He ain’t got time for all that fancy stuff. He just wants to wrestle and win and look good doin’ it.
Or maybe, just maybe, you’re a wild child. A daredevil. The kind that ain’t afraid to take a risk and jump off somethin’ tall. If that sounds like you, then you might be like that Jeff Hardy fella. He’s crazy. Always jumpin’ off ladders and ropes and whatnot. He ain’t afraid of nothin’.
Think about your wrestling style!
So, you gotta think about it. What’s your style? Are you gonna slap the hands of the fans when you come down to the ring, or are you gonna ignore ’em and focus on the fight? Do you like to brawl and get down and dirty, or do you prefer to keep it clean and technical?
Do you wrestle by the book, or are you willin’ to bend the rules a little bit? Are you the hero type, the one that everyone cheers for, or are you the bad guy, the one that likes to stir up trouble? All these things matter, ya know. They tell you what kind of wrestler you really are deep down inside. This here ain’t rocket science. It’s about heart, and about how much you are willin’ to put on the line for the win.
So, which WWE Superstar are you?
Well, I can’t tell you for sure, but I can give you a pretty good idea. If you’re the high-flyin’, fast-movin’ type, then you’re probably a Rey Mysterio. If you’re the loud-mouthed, show-off type, then you’re a Miz. If you’re the quiet, mysterious type, then you’re a Sin Cara. If you’re the serious, technical type, then you’re a Cody Rhodes. And if you’re the wild, daredevil type, then you’re a Jeff Hardy. Now go out there and wrestle your heart out! Just don’t be surprised if you ain’t as good lookin’ or strong as them TV fellas. Remember, it’s all just a big show, so have some fun with it!
It all boils down to personality, folks! At the end of the day, figuring out what kind of wrestler you are is about figuring out what kind of person you are. Are you loud, quiet, sneaky, bold, or a bit of everything? So next time you watch them fellas wrasslin’ on the TV, ask yourself – who there is just like you? You might be surprised what you find out. And hey, don’t forget that even those tough guys on TV are just folks, too, tryin’ to make their way in the world. And that’s the truth of it!
