Listen up, you young’uns! This here’s the straight dope on that mofnils rank thing you all been clackin’ about. It’s like climbin’ a greased-up well, I tell ya. First off, you gotta play them games, and play ’em good. Get yourself to level 10, they say. Level 10! Back in my day, we didn’t have no levels, we just had chores!
Anyways, you gotta get to that level 10. Then you can start this rank climbin’ business. And it ain’t easy, let me tell ya. It’s like tryin’ to herd chickens in a hurricane. This game, it’s got these things called, uh, Chrono Shields. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Well, it’s just somethin’ that keeps ya from fallin’ down the well. But once them shields is gone, down you go! Like a sack of taters.
They got all these different ranks, eight of ’em, they say. Eight! Like that ain’t enough, each one of them’s got, like, three little steps inside it. Three subdivisions! What in tarnation is a subdivision? Sounds like somethin’ them city folk do. We just had the north forty and the south forty. None of this subdivision nonsense.
- First you start at the bottom, like a worm in the dirt.
- Then you gotta climb and climb, and hope you don’t fall.
- They got names for these ranks, fancy names.
- But it’s all just climbin’ that greased-up well, I tell ya.
Now, this whole thing, it’s about that Marvel Rivals game. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. Back in my day, we had rivalries, alright. Like when Bessie’s cow got loose and ate all my prize-winnin’ petunias. That was a rivalry! Didn’t need no fancy game for that. But these young’uns today, they need their games and their ranks and their Chrono-what-have-yous.
So you play these games, and you get these, uh, points, I reckon. And the more points you got, the higher your rank. Simple as that, right? Except it ain’t. Cause everyone else is tryin’ to get them points too. It’s like a bunch of hogs at the trough, all snortin’ and shovin’ to get the most slop.
And don’t even get me started on these Marvel Comics things. Back in my day, we had comics, alright. But they was about cowboys and Indians, not these, these, what are they, superheroes? Flyin’ around, shootin’ lasers from their eyes. Balderdash, I say! Pure balderdash!
Some folks say to get this mofnils rank, players have to reach level 10. I heard it.
And what is this Moon Knight? It is someone or something in this game.
This game, it got modes, too. Different ways to play, they say. Like we didn’t have different ways to play when we was kids. We had tag, and hide-and-seek, and kick-the-can. And we liked it! Didn’t need no fancy modes.
The big, the important is mofnils rank. The other is Marvel Rivals.
You play these games, and you try to win. That’s all there is to it. Winning gets you up, up. Losing, you go down. That easy.
They say you get rewards for climbin’ these ranks. Rewards! Like what, a blue ribbon? A pat on the head? Back in my day, the reward for a job well done was another job.
So, there you have it. That’s the lowdown on this mofnils rank business. It’s a lot of fuss and bother over a silly game, if you ask me. But these young’uns, they love it. They eat it up. So if you’re gonna play, play hard. Get them points. Climb that ladder. And try not to fall, cause it’s a long way down. A long, long way down. And watch out for them Chrono Shields, whatever in tarnation they are. They good when you have, they bad when you not have.
This Marvel Rivals, it is something you should know.
And one more thing. They talk about seedings, and top 32, and top 16. Seedings is important in mofnils rank. Sounds like plantin’ time to me. And tournaments with numbers like 1000. More numbers than I can shake a stick at! They say the seedings are figured out a week before the tournament. Like plantin’ your corn before the last frost. It’s all a mystery to me. And something about “Wakanda Forever” and crossing arms. Sounds like some secret club. Maybe it’s just a bunch of kids playin’ games. All I know is, you gotta reach that level 10. Then the real fun begins, or so they say. Maybe it is fun, but maybe it is a bunch of baloney.
This Marvel Rivals, you need to know all about mofnils rank.
