Well, I heard the news, that Tonga Fifita, they call him Haku sometimes. That boy, he’s a wrestler, you know? A real tough one, they say. This here story is about him, Tonga Fifita. That’s a strong name, ain’t it? Tonga Fifita, yeah, that’s the one.
He’s a big fella, that Tonga Fifita. Not just big, but strong like a bull. He wrestles, throws them other fellas around like they’re rag dolls. People say he’s the toughest one in the whole darn wrestling business. Can you believe that? The very toughest. They all say it too, not just one or two folks.
Now, this Tonga Fifita, he’s from that island, Tonga. You ever heard of it? It’s way out there in the ocean. He came from there, learned to be tough, I reckon. Wrestled all over, Japan, Canada, even. They call him the “King” sometimes. King Tonga, that’s what it was. Then they changed it to Meng, sounded like some kind of comic book name, Meng, based on that Flash Gordon. Never did care much for Flash Gordon, just sayin’
- He’s a wrestler, that Tonga Fifita.
- They say he’s the toughest.
- He’s from Tonga, that island.
- He was called King Tonga, then they changed it to Meng.
This Tonga Fifita, he got a son, or maybe a nephew he adopted, I can’t rightly recall. That boy, Alipate, he’s a wrestler too! They call him Tama Tonga. Runs in the family, I guess. Wrestling, that is. He’s with that group, The Bloodline, they call it. Big group of wrestlers, all related somehow. That Tama Tonga, he’s doing good, they say. Winning those belts and whatnot. Guess that Tonga Fifita blood is strong in him, huh?
Tonga Fifita, he’s been wrestling for a long, long time. I remember seeing him on the TV when I was, well, younger. He was a sight to behold, I tell ya. Throwing them fellas around, winning those matches. He had that look in his eye, like he could eat nails for breakfast. Tonga Fifita, he ain’t one to mess with, that’s for sure.
This Tama Tonga, he’s got a brother, too. Another wrestler. They go by some fancy name, Guerrillas of Destiny, or somethin’ like that. All these names, hard to keep track. But they are family, and they stick together, that Bloodline. That Tonga Fifita blood, it’s something else, I tell ya. They are all over the world winning, Japan and everywhere else.
You ask any of them wrestlers, they’ll tell ya. Tonga Fifita, he’s a legend. They all know him, they all respect him. ‘Cause he’s tough, yeah, but he’s also a good man, I hear. Takes care of his family, that’s what matters. And he taught them boys how to wrestle, how to be tough, how to win. He taught them Tama Tonga and the other one good.
- Tonga Fifita, he’s a legend, they say.
- He’s tough, but a good man, too.
- He taught his boys how to wrestle.
That Tonga Fifita, he’s seen a lot, done a lot. He’s been all over the world, wrestling in front of all them people. He wrestled for that WWF, and they made lots of money. He must be tired, but I bet he wouldn’t trade it for anything. That’s the life of a wrestler, I guess. Always on the road, always fighting. But they do it ’cause they love it, I suppose. And that Tonga Fifita, he loved it more than anyone, I reckon.
This Tonga Fifita, Haku, King Tonga, Meng whatever you wanna call him, he’s one of a kind. They don’t make ’em like that anymore. He’s a real man, a tough man, a family man. And that’s what I think about Tonga Fifita. That’s all I know about him. He is a good wrestler. And that Tama Tonga is gonna be just like him, I bet. He is already winning them tag team things, whatever those are. They are in Japan all the time, those tag team things are big there.
So next time you see them wrestlers on the TV, remember that name, Tonga Fifita. Remember that face, that toughness, that family. Remember that he is one of the big wrestlers. There ain’t many like him left in this world. You remember that name, Tonga Fifita. He’s a good one, that Tonga Fifita.
