Well, let me tell you, these young’uns and their football games. Always talking ’bout this player and that player. Now, it’s Tank Dell or DeMario Douglas. Who’s better? Who should they pick? Lordy, it’s all a big mess of numbers and throwing that pigskin around.
Tank Dell, That Boy Can Run
That Tank Dell, he’s a quick one, I’ll give him that. He plays for them Houston Texans. Heard he caught some ball for 21 yards or somethin’ the other day. They say he’s good, real good. Got four targets against them Jacksonville Jaguars. He is projected to score, they say. And, you know, Houston, they won that game, 23-20. Good for them, I reckon.
- Fast as a greased piglet.
- Plays for the Houston Texans.
- Caught a ball for 21 yards, bless his heart.
DeMario Douglas, Ain’t He Somethin’?
Then there’s this DeMario Douglas fella. Folks are saying he’s somethin’ special too. They’re always comparin’ him to Tank Dell. They got all these fancy numbers, these “statistics” they call ’em, to see who’s better. It’s all beyond me, but the young’uns sure do love it.
They say you gotta “start” one of ’em in your fantasy football game. What in the Sam Hill is fantasy football? Sounds made up to me. But they got all these experts, over a hundred of ’em, givin’ advice on who to pick. Over eighty, they say, for some fancy PPR advice. Lord knows what that means.
- Compared to Tank Dell all the time.
- Got lots of numbers about him.
- People pick him for their make-believe football games.
Picking Between ‘Em, a Real Headache
So, Tank Dell or DeMario Douglas? Who to choose? They say you gotta check the news, see if they’re hurt or not. Makes sense, I suppose. Can’t play if you’re laid up in bed. They say Tank Dell might score more points in that PPR thing. But who knows, really? It is just one of them things people like to guess on. They are always making decisions between the two.
This whole thing is simple, they say. Just enter the two players, and some machine tells you who’s better. Back in my day, we didn’t have machines tellin’ us what to do. We used our own heads!
Now, I heard some folks like this Douglas fella over Dell. Barely, they say. And some other fella named Cooks, too. They are always talking about football. It is hard to keep up sometimes. Seems like Douglas is treated well by the fantasy owners. It is all confusing.
Just Pick One, for Pete’s Sake!
Honestly, I don’t know who’s better. They both sound like fine young men, runnin’ around, catchin’ that ball. It’s all a game, ain’t it? Just pick one and be done with it. Don’t need no fancy experts or machines to tell you what to do. Tank Dell or Demario Douglas, just pick.
It’s like pickin’ between two ripe tomatoes at the market. They both look good, both gonna taste good in a stew. Just gotta make a choice. These young’uns overthink things, if you ask me.
They Both Good Boys
That Tank Dell, he seems like a good boy. And that Demario Douglas, he probably is too. They work hard, they play hard. That’s all that matters. They both have good stats. That is what them experts say. And they both get good advice from them. That is important, I guess.
So, if you’re playin’ that fantasy football thing, just pick one. Flip a coin if you have to. Don’t get your britches in a twist over it. It’s all just for fun, right?
Football, Football, Football
All this talk about football. It’s enough to make your head spin. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fuss. We just played. Didn’t matter who was better, who scored more. We just had fun.
Maybe these young’uns should try that sometime. Just go out there and play. Forget about the numbers, the experts, the fancy games. Just play. Tank Dell and Demario Douglas, they should do that sometimes. Forget all of that advice from over 100 football experts, just go and play.
That’s what I think, anyway. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady who likes her peace and quiet. And maybe a good tomato stew every now and then.
