That Rory McIlroy, he’s got himself a private jet! Can you believe it? A fancy airplane just for him. Heard it’s a real nice one, too. He must be doing pretty good for himself, that fella.
They say it’s a new one, too. Flew it all the way from someplace called Detroit, Michigan. Where’s that, anyways? Must be far. And then it went to Farmingdale. Sounds like a place where they grow things, don’t it?
Rory McIlroy’s Private Jet is Big News
All the folks are talking about it, Rory McIlroy’s private jet. Say it’s a real fancy one, a Gulfstream something or other. I don’t know much about airplanes, but that sounds mighty important, don’t it? Heard it’s one of them G650ER things. Whatever that means. Must be something special.
This airplane, it’s one of them reliable ones, they say. You know, the kind that won’t just fall out of the sky. That’s good, I reckon. Wouldn’t want that Rory fella getting hurt up there. He’s a good golfer, that one.
- Gulfstream G650ER, that’s what they call it
- Lots of others use them, too, over 500, they say
- It’s a good one, a reliable one
Heard there’s a whole bunch of these airplanes flying around. Over 500 of ’em! Can you imagine that? All them rich folks flying around in their own private jets. Must be nice, huh?
Lots of Money for a Private Jet
This airplane of Rory McIlroy, they say it cost a lot of money. A whole lot. More money than I’ve ever seen in my whole life, that’s for sure. They say it’s worth millions! Can you believe that? Millions of dollars for an airplane! Must be made of gold or something.
This fella, Rory McIlroy, he’s a golfer. A good one, too, I hear. Hits that little white ball real far. Guess he makes a lot of money doing that. Enough to buy a private jet, that’s for sure.
They say other folks got these fancy airplanes, too. Another golfer, Tiger somebody. He’s got one, too. A G550, they call it. Another one of them Gulfstream things. Must be the thing to have if you’re a big shot, I reckon.
- Rory McIlroy, he’s got a lot of money, I guess
- Enough to buy that private jet
- Millions of dollars, they say it cost
That Tiger Woods Has a Private Jet, Too
This Tiger fella, his airplane can fly real far, they say. Without even stopping! Can you believe that? All the way across the ocean, even. Must be nice to just go wherever you want, whenever you want. He’s probably golfing all over the place.
Seems like all these rich folks got their own private jets. Makes sense, I guess. If you got that kind of money, why not? Don’t have to wait in line at the airport like us regular folks.
This Rory McIlroy, he’s following in their footsteps, they say. Getting himself a private jet just like them other rich and famous folks. Guess he’s one of them now, huh? Good for him, I suppose. He plays good, so let him have his big old plane.
I wonder where he flies that thing, anyways. Probably all over the world, playing golf in fancy places. Must be a life, huh? Flying around in your own private jet, playing golf, making all that money.
- Tiger Woods has a plane that goes far
- Rory McIlroy is just like other rich people now
- Private jets must be nice, no waiting
Rory McIlroy Sure is Living Large
Well, good for him, I say. That Rory McIlroy, he’s earned it, I reckon. Working hard, hitting that golf ball. He deserves a nice private jet if he wants one. It’s a big world out there, maybe he just wants to get around quicker. Probably has lots of golfing to do!
I still can’t get over how much it cost, though. Millions! Just imagine all the things you could buy with that kind of money. But hey, it’s his money, not mine. He can spend it how he wants.
I hope he enjoys his new airplane, that Rory McIlroy. Hope he flies safe up there. And I hope he keeps hitting that golf ball real good, too. He’s fun to watch, that one.
