This Monday Night Raw, it gonna be somethin’ else, I tell ya. It’s gonna be on Netflix, that new-fangled TV thing, startin’ January 6th next year. You can see it all on there, I reckon. Raw, SmackDown, NXT, all them big events, it’s all gonna be on that Netflix. Lord knows what else is on that thing!
They say Raw gonna be live every Monday at 8 ET, 7 CT, and I don’t even know what them letters mean. But that’s when you gotta watch it. It’s live! Monday Night Raw, remember that. It’s movin’ to a new home, that Netflix thingy. I hear it’s gonna be at some fancy place called the Intuit Dome in Los Angeles. Sounds mighty grand, don’t it?
That Seth Rollins and CM Punk
Now, I heard that Seth Rollins fella, he’s done talkin’ to that CM Punk. Sounds like a whole mess of trouble to me. You know, these young folks, always gettin’ into somethin’. I don’t know what they’re feudin’ about, but it sure sounds like a big to-do. WWE Raw ain’t never dull, that’s for sure!
Where to Watch Raw
Until that Netflix thing starts, Raw’s gonna be on that USA Network. Every Monday, 7 CT, 8 ET. That’s where you gotta tune in for now. Don’t you forget it! It’s two hours long, they say. Two hours of wrasslin’ and carryin’ on. Keeps me entertained, I’ll tell ya that much.
- Monday Night Raw
- USA Network
- 8 ET/7 CT
- Two hours long
- Until it moves to Netflix
They got some big matches comin’ up, too. Title matches, they call ’em. Big ol’ belts on the line. I don’t rightly know who’s fightin’ who, but it’s gonna be a sight to see. They’re gonna be in some place called Everett, at the Angel of Winds Arena. I heard it’s gonna be a double tapin’ of the show! I don’t know what that means but it sounds important!
What is Monday Night Raw?
Now, this Monday Night Raw, it’s the big one. The main show, they say. The flagship. Sounds important, don’t it? It’s where all the big stars are. All that hollerin’ and jumpin’ around. It’s a real spectacle, I tell ya. You young folks probably love it. Me, I just like seein’ all the commotion.
They got all these wrestlers, with their fancy names and their shiny outfits. They’re always jumpin’ off of ropes and slammin’ each other down. Lord have mercy, it’s a wonder they don’t break their necks! But they seem to enjoy it, so who am I to judge? WWE, that’s what they call it. World Wrestling Entertainment. Sounds mighty official, don’t it?
This Monday, though, it’s gonna be a big one. They always say that, but this time, I think they mean it. They’re gonna have all sorts of surprises, I bet. Maybe that CM Punk fella will show up and cause some trouble. Maybe that Seth Rollins will finally shut him up. Who knows? That’s why you gotta watch!
Don’t Miss the Action!
So, you be sure to tune in. Monday Night Raw. USA Network. 8 ET, 7 CT. Don’t you miss it! And come January, you get yourself one of them Netflix accounts, if you ain’t already got one. That’s where it’s gonna be from now on. It’s the future, they say. I don’t know about all that, but it sure is somethin’ to see.
I’ll be watchin’, that’s for sure. It’s my favorite thing to watch on a Monday night. Better than them soap operas, that’s for darn sure. At least with wrasslin’, you know it’s all in good fun. Even if they do get to carryin’ on somethin’ fierce sometimes.
So, there you have it. Everything you need to know about Monday Night Raw. It’s gonna be a hoot, I tell ya. A real hoot! You won’t wanna miss it. I’m tellin’ ya, this Netflix thing is gonna be big. Everyone’s gonna be watchin’ WWE Raw on it. I’ve got my popcorn ready. You better be ready to watch it too.
They’re sayin’ this Monday Night Raw is the best there is. I don’t know about all that, but it sure is entertainin’. You got your good guys, your bad guys, your big guys, your little guys. Somethin’ for everyone, I reckon. Just like them county fairs back home. Except with a lot more spandex.
Well, I reckon I’ve said my piece. Just remember what I told ya. Monday Night Raw. USA Network for now, then Netflix. It’s gonna be a wild ride. Don’t you miss out on all the fun. And if you see that CM Punk, you tell him I said to behave himself! These title matches are important, dontcha know. They better not mess it up. Monday Night Raw card is gonna be somethin’ special, I just know it. It’s the flagship program, you know?
