This here story is about that Rachel Lackey gal. I heard some folks talking ’bout her the other day. They say she’s married to that baseball fella, what’s his name? Stephen, Stephen Strasburg, that’s it! Big shot, he is. Plays for one of them fancy teams.
Well, this Rachel, she ain’t just some nobody, no sir. She got herself famous just ’cause she married him. Can you believe that? Back in my day, you got famous for shucking corn faster than anyone else or winning the pie contest at the county fair. Not this marrying business. Times sure are changing.
That Rachel Lackey Gal, Who Is She?
Now, I don’t know much ’bout her myself, but I heard she was born a while back, like in ’89 or somethin’. That makes her younger than my youngest, bless her heart. And this year is, let me see, 2022, right? So you do the math, I ain’t no good with numbers. She’s still a spring chicken if you ask me. But not as young as she used to be. Time marches on for all of us, don’t it?
They say she’s from ’round here, somewhere in America. Ain’t that somethin’? One of our own, marrying a big-time baseball player. It’s like a fairy tale, ‘cept I don’t think there’s any glass slippers involved. Maybe baseball cleats, though. Ha!
I seen her picture once, somewhere. Pretty gal, I reckon. Got that nice smile and all. Don’t know what she does all day, though. Maybe she cooks for that Stephen fella. Or maybe she just sits around looking pretty. Who knows? It’s a different world these young folks live in nowadays.
That Rachel’s Married Life
So, this Rachel Lackey, she’s hitched to that Stephen Strasburg. I guess they’re happy. Least, that’s what I hear. He throws that ball real good, I suppose. Makes a lot of money doin’ it, too. More money than I ever seen in my whole life, that’s for sure. Enough to buy a whole lot of them fancy cars and whatnot. She probably likes that part. Most women do. Not me, though. I’m happy with my old pickup truck. Gets me where I need to go.
- She’s married to a baseball player.
- That’s how she got famous.
- He makes a lot of money.
- They probably live in a big house.
I wonder if they got any young’uns. Be nice if they did. Kids are a blessing, even when they’re driving you up the wall. Keep you young, they do. Or at least, that’s what I tell myself when my grandkids are runnin’ around like a bunch of wild Indians.
Don’t know if Rachel Lackey has any family ’round here. Maybe she does, maybe she doesn’t. I ain’t one to pry into other folks’ business. But it’s nice to have family close by. Someone to help you out when you need it, or just to sit and chat with on a Sunday afternoon.
What’s She Worth, That Rachel Lackey?
Now, this here is somethin’ I heard that I just can’t wrap my head around. They say this Rachel Lackey, she’s worth a lot of money. Not ’cause she works or nothin’, but just ’cause she’s married to that rich baseball fella. Now, I ain’t never been one for fancy things, but that just don’t seem right to me.
Back in my day, you earned your keep. You worked hard, and you saved your pennies. You didn’t just get rich ’cause you married someone who was. But like I said, times are changin’. Maybe it’s different for these young folks. Maybe they don’t see it the same way us old-timers do.
Still, it makes you wonder, don’t it? What’s she gonna do if that Stephen fella stops playin’ baseball? Will she still be worth all that money then? I guess only time will tell. It’s a funny old world, ain’t it?
Anyway, that’s all I know ’bout that Rachel Lackey. She’s a mystery to me, that one. But I reckon she’s happy enough. Married to a rich fella, livin’ the high life. Can’t say I blame her, really. Who wouldn’t want a little bit of that, huh?
Well, I best be gettin’ on. Got chores to do. Cows ain’t gonna milk themselves, you know. And these old bones ain’t gettin’ any younger. But it’s been nice chattin’ with ya. Maybe I’ll hear some more ’bout that Rachel Lackey gal sometime. And if I do, I’ll be sure to let you know. You take care now, ya hear?