Well, howdy there, folks! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Athens Super Regional tickets. It’s a big deal, ya know, like when the church has a potluck, but with more hollerin’ and less casseroles.
First off, they say you can get these tickets online. Now, I ain’t too good with that computer stuff, but my grandson, he’s a whiz. He showed me this thing called a “website” – sounds fancy, huh? Somethin’ about “*.” Sounds like a bunch of barking dogs tryin’ to sell somethin’, if ya ask me.
They started sellin’ them tickets June 5th, bright and early at 9 a.m. That’s rooster crowin’ time, so you gotta be up and at ’em if ya wanna snag one. Seems like they go faster than biscuits at a Sunday breakfast.
- Where to get ’em: That “evenue” place, or so they say. My grandson also mumbled somethin’ about “StubHub” and “Vivid Seats.” Sounds like places where city folks sit on fancy chairs, not like my porch swing.
- When they started sellin’: June 5th, 9 a.m. sharp. Don’t be late!
- What are they for anyway?: Some kinda baseball game. My husband used to watch it on the TV, all that runnin’ and spittin’. Never understood it myself.
Now, they say these tickets are sellin’ out fast. That means they’re goin’ quicker than a greased pig at the county fair. But don’t you fret none, they say there’s still some left on that “StubHub” place. Sounds like they got tickets even after they’re gone, kinda like magic, if you ask me. Makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.
And then there’s this “SeatGeek” thing. My grandson says it’s like a bunch of folks tryin’ to sell ya tickets, kinda like a flea market but online. They say they got the best deals, but I reckon you gotta be careful, some folks try to sell ya a pig in a poke.
Guarantee this and guarantee that, they’re always saying. I don’t trust guarantees, no sir. Back in my day, a handshake was a guarantee, and that was that. Now they got all these fancy words and papers.
They also had some games earlier, somethin’ called “Athens Regionals” back in May and early June. Sounded like the same thing, just a little bit before. Like havin’ a snack before the big meal, I guess. They was sellin’ tickets for those games too, at that same “evenue” place.
If you wanna go to this baseball game, you gotta get your tickets. And don’t be fooled by all that fancy talk. Just find a place that’s sellin’ ‘em and git yourself one. It ain’t rocket science, even though they try to make it sound that way with all that “Super Regional” mumbo jumbo.
And if you do go, bring a hat, cause it gets hot out there. And maybe some lemonade. Nothin’ beats a good cold lemonade on a hot day, ‘cept maybe a good piece of pie. But you ain’t gonna find no pie at that ballpark, I reckon.
So there ya have it, all I know about these here Athens Super Regional tickets. It ain’t much, but it’s honest. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They don’t need no fancy tickets, just some feed and water, and a little bit of clucking now and then.
Remember, get your tickets early, don’t get swindled by city slickers, and bring a hat. And if you see my grandson at that game, tell him to come home for supper, ya hear?
One more thing, they talk about “seat views” and “seating charts” on that “SeatGeek” thing. Sounds like they’re tryin’ to make it complicated. Just find a place to sit where you can see the game, that’s all that matters. Don’t need no fancy charts for that.
And that’s all I got to say about that. Now go on and git them tickets, if you want ‘em.
