Alright, so today I decided to dive into the wild world of fantasy football team names. Specifically, the inappropriate ones. You know, the ones that make you chuckle and cringe at the same time. Let’s be real, half the fun of fantasy football is coming up with a name that’s either super clever or just downright ridiculous.
Brainstorming the Bad
First, I grabbed a pen and paper because, yes, I’m that old school. I started by just free-writing any and all ideas that popped into my head. No filter, just pure, unadulterated brainstorming. I thought about:
- Player names – Always a good starting point for puns.
- Pop culture – Movies, TV shows, memes, anything goes.
- Double entendres – The bread and butter of inappropriate team names.
- Just plain silly stuff-sometimes there is no explanation.
Refining the Raunchy
After I had a massive list of potential names, I went through and highlighted the ones that I thought were actually funny. And, you know, wouldn’t get me immediately banned from my league. Some were just too offensive, even for me. I did keep a separate list of that.
I narrowed it down to my top ten, my Hall of Shame.
The Final Cut (and the ones that didn’t make it)
Finally, I picked my favorite, and that is the name to rule them all. Or at least rule my fantasy league this year. I won’t tell you my final pick, that is for me to keep and you to guess. And I’m not sharing the hall of shame list either. That stays with me.
So yeah, that’s pretty much how I spent my afternoon. Researching and refining a completely useless, but incredibly entertaining, skill. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a fantasy league to dominate…or at least make people laugh at.
