That Braun Strowman, he’s a big fella, ain’t he? Used to see him on that wrestling show, WWE. Heard he got hurt real bad. That’s a shame, he was strong as an ox, that one.
Heard he got the boot from that WWE in 2021. They say the big boss, Vince, didn’t like his big mouth. Said he was gonna be bad for business, a real “Public Relations (PR) nightmare”, whatever that means. Guess that means he talked too much. Braun was gonna be a big shot, but they cut him loose. Tough break, that’s the way it goes sometimes. Can’t win ’em all, I reckon.
He was a big deal there for a while, though. Won some big championship belt, the “Universal Champion” they called it. Beat some fella named Goldberg at that big WrestleMania thing. Nobody was there to see it, though. That sickness, the COVID-19, kept everyone home. He lost it later to some scary lookin’ fella called “The Fiend”. Rough times.
Then I heard he got hurt real bad. Something about his neck. They say he needed some fancy surgery, “neck fusion” they called it. Sounds painful, like getting two fence posts stuck together. They said it was his C4 and C5, I don’t know about all them letters and numbers, but it’s in his neck. Sounds like it happened in the ring. It’s a dangerous business, that wrestling.
- He got hurt
- His neck is messed up
- They had to do surgery
- He can’t wrestle no more, maybe
I saw some fella talkin’ about it, Bryan Alvarez, a wrestling know-it-all. He said Braun might be out for a long time. Poor fella. Hope he gets better, but it sounds mighty serious. Wrestling is tough on the body, that’s for sure.
One time, he was wrestling this other big guy, Bronson Reed. I saw Braun limping after that. Heard he messed up his groin, a “groin tear”, just a couple minutes into the match. Ouch! He said so himself on that picture thing, Instagram. That’s gotta hurt somethin’ awful. It’s just one thing after another with that poor boy and his injury.
He was wrestling with another fella, Ricochet, against some team called Alpha Academy on that Raw show just a little while back. Now he’s laid up with that bad neck. These young fellas, they just don’t know when to quit. They push themselves too hard. Gotta be careful, or you’ll end up like Braun, all busted up.
Braun Strowman, that’s a name you don’t hear much anymore. Used to be all over that WWE. Now, he’s just another injury. It is sad, but that’s life. You get up, you get knocked down. Hope he can find something else to do, something that ain’t so rough on the body. Maybe he can get a job sittin’ down, somethin’ easy on the neck.
They say that injury happened when he got hit wrong. His head snapped back. They said his arms went numb for a bit because of the spine. Spinal stenosis, they called it. Between his C4 and C5. I sure hope he can recover from that. That sounds awful. Imagine not being able to feel your arms. Scary stuff.
Well, that’s all I know about that Braun Strowman fella and his injury. It’s a shame when these things happen. He was a good wrestler, strong as they come. But that’s the way it is with wrestling. One minute you’re on top, the next you’re out with an injury. Just gotta pray he heals up good and finds his way. Maybe WWE will have him back one day, who knows. Life’s full of surprises.
