Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this Chad Gable fella and if he’s that Kurt Angle’s boy. Folks been yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d chime in, you know?
Now, I ain’t no wrestling expert, but I watch my fair share of them fellas smackin’ each other around on the TV. Seems like good, clean fun, most of the time, ‘cept when they start gettin’ all dramatic. Anyway, this Chad Gable… he’s a strong one, I tell ya. Built like a brick outhouse, just like that Kurt Angle was back in his day. Makes ya wonder, don’t it?
But from what I hear, and what folks been tellin’ me, they ain’t related. Nope, not one bit. Just two fellas who happen to be good at wrestlin’ and look kinda similar. Like how sometimes you see two tomatoes in the garden that look almost the same, but they grow on different vines. That’s what it’s like with them, I reckon. Just a coincidence.
But hold on, there’s more to this story, like them stories on the soap operas always got twists and turns. It seems like Kurt, he likes Chad’s wrestlin’. He thinks Chad is doin’ a real good job, especially with all them folks yellin’ “You Suck!” at him. Sounds a bit mean, but in wrestlin’, that’s how you know you’re doin’ somethin’ right, I guess. It’s like when the chickens get all riled up when you go to collect their eggs – means they’re layin’ good, see?
- Kurt Angle and Chad Gable are NOT related
- Kurt Angle admires Chad Gable’s wrestling
- Chad Gable is good friends with Jason Jordan
Then there’s this fella, Jason Jordan. Chad thinks of him as a good friend. Real close, you know? Like the way my Bessie and me used to be before she moved off to the city. Folks used to get us mixed up all the time too. Now, I don’t know if Jason is related to Kurt, but that’s a whole ‘nother story for another day, I reckon.
This Chad, he was talkin’ to some fella named Chris Van Vliet, on somethin’ called a “podcast.” Don’t ask me what that is, sounds fancy. But anyway, Chad was yappin’ about all sorts of stuff. Wrestlin’ stuff, I imagine. Probably talked about how hard he trains, or maybe about how he likes his eggs in the mornin’. I like mine scrambled with a bit of pepper.
So, there you have it. Chad Gable ain’t Kurt Angle’s son. Just two fellas in the same line of work, with no blood ties. But they got that respect for each other, and that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Reminds me of how folks in the village used to respect the blacksmith, even if they weren’t related. He was good at what he did, and that’s all that mattered. It’s the same with these wrestlers, I guess. Skill matters more than who your daddy is.
And this whole “Alpha Academy” thing. Sounds like one of them fancy schools. Maybe they teach you how to wrestle like Chad. I wouldn’t mind sendin’ my grandson there, if it wouldn’t cost an arm and a leg. He needs to learn to defend himself from those bullies at school. Always pickin’ on the smaller kids, ain’t right. But back to Chad and Kurt, like I said, no relation, just folks talkin’ ‘cause they look alike and both know how to throw a punch, or a suplex, or whatever they call it. And from what that Kurt fella said, Chad’s doin’ just fine on his own. Don’t need no famous daddy to make a name for himself, that’s for sure.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my stew. Been simmerin’ all day, should be just about perfect. And maybe later, I’ll turn on the TV and watch some of that wrestlin’. See if that Chad fella is on. He’s a good one, that Chad. Even if he ain’t Kurt Angle’s boy, he’s alright in my book. He’s a good egg, that one. Works hard and doesn’t seem to rely on anyone but himself.
Just remember, folks like to gossip, start rumors. Always best to get the truth of the matter, like I just told ya. Chad Gable and Kurt Angle – no relation. Just two wrestlers. End of story.
