Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “farming for childe”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just about gettin’ stuff for that young’un, Childe. Sounds like a picky eater, this Childe. Always wantin’ this and that.
First off, they say this Childe fella uses somethin’ called “Hydro”. Sounds like fancy water to me. If he’s a water boy, then he needs these shiny rocks, Varunada Lazurite, they call ’em. Slivers, Fragments, Chunks, Gemstones… sounds like a whole lotta rocks to me. Where do you get ’em? Well, they say from them big bosses, the Primo Geovishap and the Oceanid. Oceanid sounds like a big ol’ water monster, so I guess that makes sense for a water boy like Childe.
Now, this Oceanid fella, they say he’s the best bet for gettin’ them shiny rocks fast. Fast is good, ’cause ain’t nobody got time to be wastin’ all day lookin’ for rocks. Gotta get back to the chores, you know?
- Shiny Rocks (Varunada Lazurite): Gotta get ’em from that Oceanid fella, or maybe that Geovishap. Faster the better.
But it ain’t just rocks, no sirree. This Childe, he needs somethin’ special from them bosses too. A “boss drop”, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you gotta wrestle out of ’em. Like gettin’ eggs from a grumpy hen, I reckon.
Then there’s this talk about weapons. A bow, they say. King’s Squire, somethin’ like that. Says it’s “craftable” which means you can make it, I guess. And it’s “F2P”, whatever that means. Probably means it don’t cost an arm and a leg, which is good, ’cause money don’t grow on trees, you know? They say it’s the best if this Childe fella can do a “Vaporize” with his “Burst”. Sounds like a whole lotta hocus pocus to me, but if it gets the job done, then so be it.
They also said somethin’ about this Childe’s “Talent Priority” and how most of his “damage” comes from his “Elemental Skill.” Now, I ain’t no scholar, but sounds to me like he’s got a special trick up his sleeve, and that’s what you gotta focus on. Like how my prize-winning rooster has a special way of crowin’ that scares off all the foxes. You gotta work with what they’re good at, see?
And speakin’ of workin’, they said somethin’ about farmin’ teachin’ kids where food comes from. Well, I’ll tell ya, it ain’t just kids that need to learn that. City folk these days, they think food just magically appears in the store. They don’t know about gettin’ your hands dirty, plantin’ seeds, and watchin’ ’em grow. And the satisfaction of eatin’ somethin’ you grew yourself? Can’t beat that. And sustainability? That just means don’t go killin’ the goose that lays the golden eggs, you know? Take care of the land, and it’ll take care of you.
So, this “farming for Childe,” it’s about gettin’ him what he needs, whether it’s rocks, boss drops, or fancy bows. But it’s also about puttin’ in the work, bein’ smart about it, and not wastin’ your time or resources. And maybe, just maybe, it’s about learnin’ a little somethin’ along the way, like where things come from and how to make the most of what you got. Just like farmin’, really.
To sum it up for ya:
- Get them Varunada Lazurite rocks from the Oceanid. It’s the quickest way, they say.
- Wrestle that “boss drop” outta them bosses. Whatever that means.
- Get that King’s Squire bow. It’s “F2P” and good for “Vaporizin’”.
- Focus on this Childe’s special trick, his “Elemental Skill.”
- And remember, it’s all about workin’ hard, bein’ smart, and takin’ care of things.
Now go on, get to it! Ain’t nothin’ gonna get done by just standin’ around.
Tags: Childe, Genshin Impact, Varunada Lazurite, Oceanid, Primo Geovishap, King’s Squire, F2P, Hydro, Farming, Talent Priority, Elemental Skill, Boss Drop, Vaporize
