Alright, alright, let’s talk about this WWE Crown Jewel thing, ya hear? Don’t know much about fancy names, but I know a good fight when I see one. My grandkids, they love this stuff, all the jumpin’ and yellin’. So, I figured, why not tell ya’ll what I know, even if it ain’t much.
So, this Crown Jewel, it’s a big show, like a big ol’ party but with more punchin’. They got all these fellas, big muscles, some with masks, some without. They all wear these shiny little pants, tighter than a tick on a hound dog, I tell ya. And they go at it, smackin’ each other around, flippin’ and floppin’ like fish outta water.
Now, I heard tell this thing’s gonna be on somethin’ called Peacock. Sounds like a fancy bird to me, but apparently, it’s how you watch these fellas wrestle. They say it starts at one in the afternoon, Eastern Time, whatever that means. Back in my day, we just looked at the sun to tell the time. But hey, times change, I guess. You can watch it live, or later if you’re busy milkin’ the cows or somethin’.
They got a whole bunch of matches lined up. Matches, that’s what they call the fights. One fella fightin’ another fella. Sometimes it’s one on one, sometimes it’s more, like a whole mess of ‘em in the ring at once, makes my head spin just lookin’ at it.
- First off, they got this fella, Roman Reigns, I think that’s his name. Big fella, looks like he could pull a plow all day long. He’s fightin’ someone for somethin’ called the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship. Sounds important, like winnin’ the blue ribbon at the county fair, I reckon.
- Then there’s this other match, for the World Heavyweight Championship. Another big shiny belt. These fellas sure do like their belts. Seth Rollins, that’s one of the fellas, and he’s goin’ up against someone… can’t rightly remember the name, but he’s tough lookin’.
- And there’s a bunch more, too many to keep track of, honestly. They got fellas fightin’ for the United States Championship, and the Women’s World Championship. Yep, even the gals get in on the action. Good for them, I say. Show them boys who’s boss.
Now, for all you folks over in India, I hear you can watch it too. Don’t know how, but they say you can. Maybe ask your grandkids, they seem to know all about this newfangled technology stuff. I just hope they don’t start chargin’ an arm and a leg to watch these fellas punch each other.
It’s all a bit much for an old woman like me, all the flash and the noise. But the grandkids love it, so I try to keep up. And honestly, sometimes it’s kinda fun watchin’ these fellas get tossed around. Reminds me of chasin’ chickens back in the day, only with less feathers and more muscles. And those belts, they sure are somethin’. Wouldn’t mind havin’ one of those myself, to hold up my overalls, you know.
So, that’s the gist of it, this Crown Jewel thing. Big fights, shiny belts, and lots of yellin’. If you like that sort of thing, then tune in. If not, well, there’s always the county fair. At least there you know what you’re gettin’ – good food, good company, and maybe a blue ribbon if you’re lucky. But either way, it’s somethin’ to pass the time, I guess. And ain’t that what life’s all about, findin’ a little somethin’ to enjoy, even if it’s just watchin’ a bunch of fellas in tight pants smack each other around.
Remember, watch Crown Jewel on Peacock, they said. Though if you ask me, Peacocks belong in the garden, not on the television. Oh well, what do I know? I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of it all.
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