Alright, so you wanna know about this Chael Sonnen and Dana White thing, huh? Let me tell ya, it’s a whole lotta fuss about nothin’ much, like most things them fellas get into.
Who’s Chael Sonnen anyway? Well, he used to be one of them fighters, you know, the ones that punch each other in the face for money. He was pretty good, they say, but now he just talks a lot on that podcast thingy. He talks and talks, like a hen cacklin’ after layin’ an egg. Always got somethin’ to say about everything and everyone, especially that Dana White fella.
And Dana White? He’s the big boss man over at the UFC, where all them fighters go to scrap. He’s the one with the money, the one who makes the decisions, like who fights who and how much money they get. He’s a tough fella, you can tell just by lookin’ at him. Got that kinda face that says “don’t mess with me”. He used to be a fighter too, but now he just sits around and yells at people, mostly. I seen him on the TV, all red-faced and shoutin’. Reminds me of my old rooster, always crowin’ and struttin’ around.
- Dana White’s Got Big Bucks: They say he’s got like, 500 million dollars! That’s more money than I ever seen in my whole life. Probably enough to buy all the chickens in the county, maybe even the whole state!
- Chael and Dana, they bicker a lot: I hear they used to be friendly-like, but now they just argue all the time. Like an old married couple, always naggin’ at each other. I seen a video once where Chael was talkin’ to Dana on the computer, and then he just up and left. Dana was all confused, like a dog that just got its tail pulled. Another time, Dana got mad at Chael for tellin’ a joke he didn’t understand. Said Chael wasn’t funny. Well, I thought it was kinda funny.
- Chael Got Himself a Medal: Just recently, they gave Chael a medal, put him in somethin’ called the “Hall of Fame.” Guess that means he was a pretty good fighter after all, even if he does talk too much now. Good for him, I say. Even an old dog can learn new tricks, or in this case, get a fancy medal for old tricks.
They talk about each other on the Twitter, you know, that thing where people write little messages for everyone to see. I don’t get it myself, seems like a waste of time to me. Why write somethin’ when you can just say it out loud? But them young folks, they love that Twitter. Chael writes somethin’ about Dana, Dana writes somethin’ back, and everyone goes crazy. It’s like watchin’ a bunch of squirrels fight over a nut.
Now, if you wanna talk to Dana White, they say you can send him an email. But I wouldn’t bother. He’s a busy man, got better things to do than read emails from folks like us. He’s probably got people who do that for him anyway. Like them fancy folks with their butlers and maids. I bet he doesn’t even know how to make a good pot of coffee. Probably drinks that fancy store-bought stuff.
So, that’s the story of Chael Sonnen and Dana White, as far as I can tell. A whole lotta fuss about nothin’, like I said. They fight, they make up, they fight again. It’s just how them fellas are. Like two tomcats in the spring, always circlin’ each other and lookin’ for a fight. Me? I’d rather just sit on the porch and watch the chickens, much more entertainin’.
In the end, it’s all just entertainment, I guess. Like them soap operas my granddaughter watches. Full of drama and carryin’ on. These fellas just do it with punches and tweets instead of tears and whispered secrets. But hey, if it keeps folks entertained, who am I to judge? Just don’t ask me to figure out what they’re sayin’ half the time, them fellas talk in circles.
Tags: [Dana White, Chael Sonnen, UFC, Twitter, MMA, Fighting, Podcast, Hall of Fame]
