Alright, let’s talk about this Ellie Brook, or whatever her name is. I ain’t no fancy writer, just gonna tell it like it is, you know? Like I’m gossiping over the fence with ya.
So, I heard tell this Ellie, she’s been around. Started singing way back in 1960, can ya believe it? That’s like, a hundred years ago in my book! They call her the “Queen of the Blues” or somethin’. Sounds fancy, but blues is just sad music, ain’t it? Like when your chickens don’t lay or the well runs dry. Anyway, she’s still singin’ at 79, bless her heart. Made a new album, all acoustic and stuff. Acoustic, that means no loud electric guitars, just plain ol’ singing and maybe a guitar you can pluck. I heard a bit on the radio, it’s alright, kinda slow, makes ya wanna sit on the porch and watch the sunset.
But then there’s this OTHER Ellie Brook, a young gal, totally different. This one, she ain’t singin’ no blues, unless you count the blues she gives them parents of hers! She’s on somethin’ called “OnlyFans,” and let me tell ya, it ain’t for church ladies. It’s for… well, let’s just say it’s for showin’ off what the good Lord gave ya, and then some. I ain’t gonna lie, I peeked once. My neighbor’s granddaughter showed me on her phone. Lord have mercy! It’s all… well, you know… nakedness and stuff. Folks pay good money to see it, apparently. More money than I make sellin’ my eggs and knitted doilies, that’s for sure.
This young Ellie, she’s also a boxer or wrestler or somethin’. Beats up other gals, I guess. I saw a picture once, she’s all muscles and tattoos. Tough as nails, that one. Reminds me of that old rooster we had, always peckin’ at everything. She got herself banned from this “TikTok” thing
