Okay, so the other day, I got to thinking, how big is Shaq’s, you know… So I started to dig around.
First, I hit up Google. But let me tell you, it was a jungle of clickbait and random guesses. Nothing solid. I needed hard facts, not some made-up stuff.
Then, I remembered something about Andy Cohen asking Shaq about it on CNN. I was like, “Bingo! That’s gotta be it!”
Digging for Details
I found some clips from the show. Cohen, being Cohen, didn’t shy away from asking Shaq straight up about his size. Shaq, he just laughed it off, but he didn’t say no, you know?
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Watched the Clips:
I watched those clips like a hawk, trying to read between the lines. Shaq’s reaction was everything. He was cool about it, but it was clear there was something to hide.
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Looked for More:
Then I saw this other clip where Shaq was on “Watch What Happens Live.” He was playing that “Plead the Fifth” game. And guess what? He didn’t use his “plead the fifth” on the question about his size!
Putting the Pieces Together
So, here’s what I figured. Shaq’s a big guy, right? And he’s not denying anything about his, uh, equipment. Plus, there’s that J. Cole line he quoted, “You need a na that’s gonna put it in ya mouuuuuuuuuth.” That’s gotta mean something, right?
I mean, I’m no expert, but putting all these pieces together, it seems like Shaq’s packing some serious heat. He’s not just big in basketball, if you catch my drift.
Anyway, that’s my little investigation. It was a wild ride, but hey, now we got a better idea of what’s going on down there with Shaq. And let me tell you, it’s impressive!
