Man, you won’t believe the rabbit hole I went down today. It all started with a simple question: how big is Shaq’s weiner? I mean, the dude is huge, right? So, naturally, you gotta wonder.
First, I hit up Google, just to see what the general consensus was. Found a bunch of articles about some interview he did with Andy Cohen. Apparently, Andy straight-up asked Shaq about his size on his show, “Watch What Happens Live.” Bold move, Andy, bold move.
- One source mentioned Shaq’s shoe size, which is a whopping 23. That’s like, a small canoe.
- Another article talked about how Shaq was asked to say three nice things about Kobe Bryant, and he just said, “Dirk Nowitzki”. Classic Shaq.
Then, I stumbled upon this documentary about Shaq. This guy, Gary Vitti, was talking about how big Shaq’s bones were, how his skeleton could handle all that weight. Kind of a weird detail, but it got me thinking about the whole “big bone” theory.
I even found out that Shaq has a doctoral degree in education. Who knew? The man’s got brains and, well, you know. Anyway, back to the topic at hand.
There was this one forum thread where people were discussing the term “Shaq dick.” Basically, it’s when someone’s disappointed because they expect a huge package based on the person’s size, but it turns out to be average. I guess that’s a thing, huh?
I spent a good few hours reading all this stuff, and honestly, I didn’t really find a definitive answer. But it was a wild ride. I learned a lot about Shaq, though. He’s a complex dude, that’s for sure.
And in the end, did it answer my question?
Not really. But hey, it was an interesting way to kill an afternoon. Maybe some mysteries are better left unsolved. Or maybe I just need to dig deeper. Who knows? I am just sharing this ridiculous thing I did today, and see if anyone could help.
