That Viktor Hovland, he’s a good boy, plays that golf game real good. But I heard somethin’ the other day, somethin’ about is Viktor Hovland injured? Lord, I hope not! He’s such a good player, always hittin’ that little white ball so far. Reminds me of my grandson, always throwin’ rocks in the creek. But that Viktor, he makes money doin’ it!
Well, I heard some folks talkin’ at the market. They was sayin’ somethin’ about him not playin’ no more this year. Somethin’ about his back, or his leg, or somethin’. You know how it is, folks get to talkin’ and things get all mixed up. They say it is an undisclosed injury. But I heard he won’t be playin’ again ’til 2025! Can you believe it? That’s a long time to not be hittin’ that ball.
They say he’s got an injury, a real one. Some say he won’t play until 2025. Some fancy website called Bunkered said it first. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds important. But what do I know? I just grow my tomatoes and listen to the gossip.
This whole thing got me thinkin’. You see that Viktor, he’s a young fella, strong as an ox. But even the strongest ox can get hurt. Reminds me of my old mule, Bess. She was the strongest mule in the county, pulled that plow like nobody’s business. But one day, she stepped in a hole and twisted her leg. Had to rest her for a whole season. Broke my heart. Hope Viktor’s injury ain’t that bad.
- He’s a young fella, that Viktor Hovland.
- Strong too, but everyone gets hurt sometimes.
- Even my old mule, Bess, got hurt once.
- They say Viktor’s injury is undisclosed.
- That means they ain’t tellin’ nobody what it is.
Now, I ain’t no doctor, and I ain’t no golf expert. But it seems to me, if you’re swingin’ that club all day, somethin’s bound to give. Heck, I threw my back out just weedin’ the garden last week! And that ain’t near as much work as swingin’ a golf club, I reckon. So, is Viktor Hovland injured? Sounds like it, poor fella.
They say he’s done for the year. No more playin’ in those fancy tournaments. That DP World Tour. He won’t be playin’ in that. What a shame. He was doin’ so good, too. Won that Memorial Tournament just last year. And somethin’ called the World Wide Technology Championship in 2022. He’s got a lot of wins, that boy. But no big ones, they call them “majors”. He hasn’t won a “major” yet. This injury sure ain’t gonna help him get one of those.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy tournaments. We just played for fun. Of course, we weren’t hittin’ a little white ball. We were throwin’ horseshoes, mostly. But the idea’s the same. You gotta be careful, or you’ll get hurt.
Viktor Hovland’s injury, whatever it is, it’s keepin’ him from playin’. That’s the long and short of it. And that’s a real shame. He’s such a good player, a real talent. Hope he gets better soon.
- He won the Memorial Tournament in 2023.
- He won the World Wide Technology Championship in 2022.
- But he hasn’t won a “major” yet.
- This injury is a real setback for him.
- They are saying he is out for the whole 2024 season.
I heard some folks sayin’ he might still play in that Ryder Cup. Don’t know much about that, but it sounds important. They say he’s still eligible, even though he ain’t been playin’ much. They changed some rule for him, on account of his injury.
Well, I hope that boy gets better. It’s a shame to see a young fella like that sidelined. But that’s life, I guess. You gotta take the good with the bad. Just like my tomatoes. Some years they’re good, some years they’re bad. But you just keep plantin’ and hopin’ for the best.
