That Jelena Ostapenko, she’s a tennis player, you know. Play good, that girl. I seen her on the TV, hitting that little yellow ball. She got a good score, I tell ya. Good results, too.
She was in, uh, Dubai, I heard. Back in February, that was. She was in the top 10, fancy that! Played against someone named, uh, Wang. She won that one, 5-7, 6-2, I heard on the news. Beat that Wang girl good.
And seeds, what are those? Like planting? Anyway, 7 seeds, somethin’ about Lyudmyla Kichenok and Jelena Ostapenko. They played real good, perfect, they said. Won somethin’ called the US Open. Beat these other girls, Mladenovic and, uh, Zhang. 6-4, 6-3, I reckon. That’s a good win. Didn’t lose a set, not even one. Got themselves a big ol’ title, a Grand Slam title. Fifth one for the team. Big stuff.
Got a coach, too, this Ostapenko girl. Some fella named, uh, Stas. He’s from, uh, Ukraine. Used to play tennis, too, I reckon. He’s teachin’ her now, durin’ that Australian Open thing. She play in Australia in 2022.
Jelena Ostapenko, she’s all over the news. Playin’ tennis here, playin’ tennis there. August 27, 2024, keep your eyes open, maybe she’ll be playin’ again. She good tennis player, remember that.
She’s strong, that one. Hits that ball hard. I seen her on that TV, runnin’ all over the place. She must eat her vegetables, I tell ya. Gotta be strong to play like that.
- That Ostapenko, she’s got a good score.
- She won in Dubai, beat that Wang girl.
- Won that US Open, with that Kichenok.
- Got a coach named Stas, from Ukraine.
- She’s all over the news, that Jelena Ostapenko.
I don’t know much about this tennis, but I know what I see. And I see that Jelena Ostapenko, she’s a winner. She’s got that fire in her, you can see it in her eyes when she’s playin’.
This tennis, it’s a lot of runnin’ back and forth. And they wear them short skirts, these girls. Not like in my day. We wore long dresses, even when we worked in the fields. Different times, different times.
But that Ostapenko, she don’t care about none of that. She just wants to win. And she does, most of the time. She got lots of fans, I bet. People like to watch a winner. And she’s a winner, that’s for sure.
They say she return to the top 10, yeah, that’s big news. I don’t really know what that mean, but it sound important. Like winnin’ a blue ribbon at the county fair. Must be somethin’ like that.
Jelena Ostapenko tennis, that’s what they talkin’ about. You type that in, you find all about her, I bet. All them scores and all them places she been playin’. It’s all there, on that internet thing.
This Kichenok and Ostapenko team, they somethin’ else. Five titles, they say. That’s a lot of winnin’. Like winnin’ the pie contest five times in a row. Ain’t nobody gonna beat that. They a good team, those two.
That coach, Stas, he must be doin’ somethin’ right. Teachin’ her how to hit that ball just so. Like teachin’ a mule to plow straight. Takes patience, takes know-how. He must have it, to get her playin’ so good.
So you keep an eye on that Jelena Ostapenko. She’s goin’ places, that one. Winnin’ all them games, gettin’ all them titles. She’s a big shot now, I reckon. Playin’ that Jelena Ostapenko tennis all over the world. Yep, she’s somethin’ else, that girl.
