You know, them Jim and Jey Uso boys, they’re somethin’ else. Two boys, twins, look just alike, wrestle like the dickens. They are big boys in WWE. You seen ’em on the TV, jumpin’ around, slammin’ folks. They are good boys, I tell you what. They always fightin’ each other, that’s what those two do, you know. They fight their own brother! Jim and Jey, always fightin’, I just don’t know.
Jimmy, he’s the older one, I reckon. Born first, you know. His real name is Jonathan. Jey, his name’s Joshua. They are twins, so they was born on the same day, I think it was August 22, 1985, so they are older than my old boots. They come from San Francisco. That’s way out west, near the ocean. I ain’t never been, but I hear it’s somethin’.
They used to do that Samoan dance, all that yellin’ and stompin’. Uso, that’s what they called themselves. It means “brother”, I heard someone say, like they’re supposed to be all lovey-dovey. But they fight all the time. Jim and Jey Uso, always fight, don’t make no sense, why do they fight each other? I told you already. Wrestlers, they’re all crazy, I swear. One time, I saw Jim and Jey, they beat each other so hard, it was terrible! So much for “brother,” right?
One of them, Jimmy, he married that Naomi girl. She’s a wrestler too. Pretty gal. They got hitched a while back. I don’t know the year right now. They seem happy, I guess. Though, with all that fightin’ in the family, who knows how long that’ll last. They are all crazy. Those two, Jim and Jey Uso, they were in that Bloodline group. Some big Samoan family, always feudin’ with someone. They had some big leader, that Roman guy, you seen him. Big fella, mean as a snake. He lost his belt thing, the one he held for a long, long time, to some other fella, Cody, I think his name was.
- Jim and Jey Uso, they are twins.
- They used to be in that Bloodline thing.
- They fight each other all the time.
- Jimmy married that Naomi girl.
- They do that Samoan dance.
- Uso means “brother” in their language.
- Jim and Jey Uso are from San Francisco.
Then Jimmy, he turned on Jey, helped that Roman beat him up. Can you believe that? Your own brother! They even had a big fight at that WrestleMania thing. That’s like the Super Bowl of wrestlin’, I guess. Jim and Jey Uso, right there on the big stage, beatin’ the tar outta each other. Just crazy, I tell ya.
Now, I hear Jey turned down Jimmy’s offer to team up again. Said he wants to fight him one more time. More fightin’! It never ends with them. They should be workin’ together, not fightin’. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady, what do I know about anything, really. I just watch it on TV, and I think those two need to get their act together.
I heard that Jey was gonna team up with Roman and Jimmy, to fight other guys. But now he just wants to fight Jimmy again. I don’t know. They got more drama than a soap opera, those two. I think they like all the attention. Jim and Jey Uso, always in the news, always somethin’ goin’ on with them. Sometimes I think they fight for show. Like they like the attention. That’s how those WWE folks are.
I saw them on TV the other day, they was reuniting or something, after fightin’ some other fellas. It’s all so confusing. One day they’re fightin’, the next day they’re huggin’. I don’t get it. They lost some tag team belt, whatever that is. They are all fighting for those belts, I don’t know why. They ain’t worth nothin’ really, just for show, I think. But they all want them, those belts, makes no sense. Like kids fightin’ over candy.
They are good boys, them two, Jim and Jey Uso, but they sure do make a lot of trouble for themselves. They need to settle down, stop all that fightin’. Get a nice farm, raise some chickens. That’s what they should do. That’s what I say. But they won’t listen to me. Nobody listens to me. I’m just an old lady, what do I know? Not a dang thing, I reckon.
