Alright, so listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this fella, Joe Rogan, and his picture of them three little pigs. Yeah, the pigs, you know, the ones with the houses and the wolf huffin’ and puffin’. Now, I ain’t no fancy art critic or nothin’, but I heard tell Joe, he drew ’em, and folks are makin’ a big stink about it.
Now, from what I gather, Joe, he ain’t just some fella off the street. He’s got this big podcast, talks to all sorts of people, fighters and scientists and such. He’s on the TV too, talkin’ about fights. And seems like he likes to draw, too. Good for him, I say. Keeps a man busy.
So, this picture, it’s got them three little pigs, right? And a wolf, some kinda hairy beast. I reckon it’s from that old story, the one we tell the young’uns. You know, the pig that builds his house outta straw, he’s a bit lazy, ain’t he? Then the one with the sticks, he’s a bit better, but not by much. It’s the pig with the bricks, he’s the smart one. He knows how to do things right.
- Pig one, straw house, wolf blows it down. Too bad, so sad.
- Pig two, stick house, same story. Wolf’s got some lungs on him, I tell ya.
- Pig three, brick house, wolf’s outta luck. Serves him right, that bully.
Now, I ain’t seen this picture myself, mind you. But folks are sayin’ it’s somethin’ special. Maybe it is, maybe it ain’t. But Joe, he’s proud of it, and that’s what matters. He put his time and effort into it, and that’s worth somethin’. You know, like when you spend all day in the garden and them tomatoes finally come in ripe and red. It’s a good feelin’.
I hear tell there’s folks lookin’ for this picture online. They wanna see what all the fuss is about. Well, good luck to ’em, I say. The internet, it’s a big place, like a cornfield that goes on forever. You can get lost in there if you ain’t careful.
But back to them pigs. It’s a good story, that one. Teaches you a lesson about workin’ hard and doin’ things right the first time. Don’t be lazy, like that first pig. And don’t be cuttin’ corners, like that second pig. Be like the third pig, the one with the bricks. He’s got his head on straight.
And Joe, well, he’s like that third pig, in a way. He’s built himself a good life, workin’ hard and doin’ what he loves. And if he wants to draw some pigs, well, that’s his business. Ain’t nobody got the right to tell him otherwise. This world’s got enough folks tellin’ you what to do already.
So, if you’re lookin’ for Joe Rogan’s picture of them three little pigs, I hope you find it. And I hope you like it. But even if you don’t, remember this: it’s just a picture. It ain’t gonna hurt nobody. There’s bigger things to worry about in this world, like the price of eggs and whether it’s gonna rain on harvest day.
And you know what else? That wolf in the story, he reminds me of some folks I know. Always tryin’ to tear things down, always causin’ trouble. But just like that brick house, you gotta be strong and stand your ground. Don’t let them wolves get you down. You keep buildin’ your house, brick by brick, and you’ll be alright.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about Joe Rogan and them pigs. It’s a simple story, really. Pigs, houses, a wolf, and a fella who likes to draw. Nothin’ too fancy, just plain folks doin’ their thing. And that’s the way life should be, far as I’m concerned.
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