Well, lemme tell ya, I heard some things about this John Rallo fella in St. Louis. Some folks sayin’ he’s into that MMA stuff, you know, that fightin’ in a cage. Lord have mercy, that sounds rough. Ain’t nobody got time for that kinda bruisin’. But hey, people like what they like, I reckon.
Some folks askin’ ’round here ’bout a place to learn that MMA in St. Louis. They want somethin’ not too pricey, you see. Gotta watch them pennies! John Rallo St. Louis, that name keeps poppin’ up. I guess he runs one of them gyms, maybe? I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that kinda thing. But if you wanna learn to fight, I guess you gotta go somewhere, right? St. Louis got lots of places, I reckon.
Now, I heard on that TV, durin’ one of them UFC things, some fella named Joe, he hollered out somethin’ ’bout John Rallo. I guess he’s known ’round them fightin’ circles. That St. Louis, it’s a big place. Lots goin’ on there, I suppose. More than just that big ol’ arch they got. I ain’t never seen it myself. But I hear it’s somethin’ to behold, just like that John Rallo fella, I guess, in his own way. He must be somethin’ if folks are talkin’ about him on the TV.
- Folks lookin’ for MMA gyms
- Somethin’ not too expensive
- John Rallo’s name keeps comin’ up
- Heard his name on that UFC thing
I seen some fancy words on that internet thing ’bout John Rallo St. Louis. They call it “Linked” somethin’ or other. Got his picture and all. Looks like a regular fella, but I guess he’s got some fight in him. People sure do like that internet thing. Got all kinds of information on there. I don’t use it much myself. Too much goin’ on for my old eyes. My granddaughter, she’s always on it. Says it helps her learn things. Maybe she can learn somethin’ about this John Rallo fella and his MMA in St. Louis. She probably already know all ’bout it.
Now, I don’t know why anyone would wanna get in a cage and fight. Seems like a good way to get hurt. But, like I said, people like what they like. I like my peace and quiet. I like sittin’ on my porch, watchin’ the world go by. Don’t need no cage fightin’ to keep me entertained. But that’s just me. If you’re in St. Louis and you’re lookin’ for that kinda thing, I guess John Rallo is a name to remember. Don’t ask me why, though. I just hear things.
That UFC thing, it’s all over the place. You got your Brazil, your China, somethin’ called France, even Japan and Korea. And Russia! Lord, that’s a lot of places. They even got somethin’ for them Spanish folks. I reckon fightin’ is the same all over the world, though. Hurt’s the same in any language. John Rallo St. Louis, he’s just a part of all that, I guess. A little part, way over here in Missouri.
- UFC is everywhere.
- Brazil, China, France, Japan.
- Korea, Russia, even Spanish folks.
- John Rallo is part of that, I guess.
They got somethin’ called a “UFC Foundation.” Sounds fancy. Must be somethin’ important if they got a foundation for it. And they got “careers” and a “store.” You can even join a “Fight Club,” they say. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss over somethin’ that ain’t for me. But hey, if that’s what folks want, that’s what they want. John Rallo in St. Louis, he’s probably got somethin’ to do with all that. He seems to be in the thick of it.
This whole MMA thing in St. Louis, it’s a big deal, I reckon. If you wanna learn it, you gotta find a place. And if you ain’t got a lot of money, you gotta find a place that ain’t gonna cost you an arm and a leg. That’s where this John Rallo fella comes in, I guess. He’s the one folks are talkin’ about. So, if you’re young and you wanna learn to fight, maybe you should look him up. St. Louis ain’t that far, I suppose. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you get a black eye!
I hear people say John Rallo St. Louis, and that’s what makes me wonder. Wonder ’bout why folks wanna fight. Wonder ’bout why folks wanna watch folks fight. It’s a mystery to me. But then again, there’s a lot of mysteries in this world. I guess this John Rallo fella, he’s just one of ’em. A little mystery in a big city, doin’ what he does. And folks keep talkin’ ’bout him, so he must be doin’ somethin’ right, I suppose. Or somethin’ wrong, dependin’ on how you look at it.
