Well, let me tell you, this story ’bout some gal named Lita, sounds like a whole lot of trouble. I heard tell she got herself arrested. Not once, but seems like maybe twice, or somethin’. Lordy, these young folks these days.
First time, way back when, somethin’ happened to some other Lita, not this wrestling gal. This first Lita, she got herself mixed up with a fella, Sullivan I think his name was. Rich fella, owned a liquor business or somethin’. But money don’t buy you happiness, that’s for sure. This Sullivan fella, he got greedy, or mad, or somethin’, and had his wife, the first Lita, shot. Can you believe that? Shot dead, just like that. They caught him though, locked him up for good. Justice served, I reckon. Terrible thing, just terrible. Makes you think about the choices folks make.
Now, this other Lita, the wrestler gal, she had her own troubles. First off, she was datin’ some fella, Matt Hardy. They was a pair, them two, wrestling and all. But that didn’t last. Then she was with some other fella, CM Punk, I think they called him. Young folks and their fancy names. Anyway, she ain’t with nobody now, far as I know. She’s doin’ other things, helpin’ folks and playin’ music or somethin’.
- Wrestling
- Datin’ fellas
- Helpin’ folks
- Playin’ music
But the real trouble, that’s when she got herself arrested. Seems she was drivin’ too fast, and her license wasn’t even good. Imagine that! Speedin’ and drivin’ without a license. They caught her in some county, Columbia County, I think it was. Hauled her off to jail, made her pay some money to get out. Two thousand and two hundred dollars, they say. That’s a lot of money for speedin’! Land sakes, that’s a heap of trouble for goin’ too fast. Guess she learned her lesson, or I hope she did.
It wasn’t nothin’ too serious, they say. Just speedin’ and a bad license. But still, gettin’ arrested ain’t no good thing. It gets your name in the papers, folks talkin’ about you. Not the kind of attention a body wants, I tell you. This Lita, she was a wrestler, a champion they say. But even champions can make mistakes, I guess. Nobody’s perfect, that’s for sure. We all mess up sometimes.
So, there you have it. Two Litas, two different stories, both with trouble. One got shot, the other got arrested. Life’s a funny thing, ain’t it? You never know what’s gonna happen. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re in jail, or worse. Makes you think about bein’ careful, followin’ the rules. And for goodness sake, don’t go speedin’ around with a bad license! You’ll end up in a heap of trouble, just like that Lita gal. And nobody wants that, do they?
This whole thing reminds me of that singer, Timberlake, I think his name was. He got arrested too, not for speedin’ though. Something else entirely. Seems like these famous folks, they just can’t stay out of trouble. Maybe it’s all that money and attention, I don’t know. But it just goes to show you, trouble don’t care who you are, rich or poor, famous or not. It’ll find you if you ain’t careful. So, best to keep your nose clean and stay on the right side of the law, that’s what I say.
Tags：[Lita, Arrested, WWE, Amy Dumas, Driving, Speeding, Columbia County, Wrestler, Celebrity, Trouble]
