Alright, listen up, y’all. We gotta figure out this football stuff, this… Kincaid or Goedert thing. Sounds like a couple of fellas my grandson’s always yellin’ about durin’ them Sunday games. Now, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout fancy football, the kind where you sit on your butt and stare at a screen. But I know a thing or two ’bout pickin’ winners, like which rooster’s gonna win a cockfight or whose tomatoes gonna grow the biggest.
So, this here Kincaid and Goedert, they’re tight ends, whatever that means. Sounds like they catch the ball, kinda like catchin’ chickens, I guess. And folks wanna know who to “start” in their “fantasy football” team. Sounds like a whole lotta nonsense to me, but hey, if it makes them happy. My grandson, he’s always frettin’ over this stuff, says it’s important. Says it can win him some money, too. Money’s always important, that’s for sure.
Now, from what I gather, these websites, they got these “experts.” Experts, my foot! They probably ain’t never even seen a real football field, just a buncha numbers on a computer screen. But they say Goedert’s good, real good. He catches a lotta balls, they say. And this Kincaid fella, he’s new, but he’s gettin’ better. So, it’s a tough choice, like pickin’ between two plump hens at the market.
- Goedert, they say he’s steady, like an old mule. You know what you’re gonna get with him. He ain’t flashy, but he gets the job done.
- Kincaid, he’s more like a young colt, full of energy and surprises. He might do somethin’ great, or he might stumble and fall.
These websites, they got all sorts of tools to help you decide. They got “stats,” which is just a fancy word for numbers, I reckon. They got “projections,” which is like guessin’, but with more numbers. And they got “comparisons,” which is just lookin’ at them numbers side by side. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me, but I get the gist of it.
They also talk about if the players are “active and healthy.” Well, that makes sense. Can’t catch no balls if you’re sittin’ on the bench with a bum leg, now can ya? It’s like tryin’ to plow a field with a lame ox. Ain’t gonna get you nowhere fast.
And then there’s this “PPR” thing. I ain’t got a clue what that means, but it sounds important. Seems like it gives extra points for catchin’ the ball. Well, that makes sense, too. Catchin’ the ball is the whole point, ain’t it? Just like pickin’ ripe tomatoes is the whole point of growin’ ’em.
So, who to choose? Well, it depends on what you want. If you want steady and reliable, go with Goedert. He’s the old mule, remember? If you’re feelin’ lucky and wanna take a chance, go with Kincaid. He’s the young colt. It’s like plantin’ seeds, you never know which ones gonna grow the best, but you gotta plant ’em anyways.
Me? I’d probably go with the fella who’s been around longer, the one who’s proven himself. That’s just how I am. I like things that are reliable. Like a good cast iron skillet, you know? But hey, that’s just me. You gotta make your own decisions, just like you gotta decide which seeds to plant in your garden. Don’t listen to them fancy experts too much, they don’t know everything. Trust your gut.
And that’s all I gotta say ’bout this Kincaid and Goedert business. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. Them hens are layin’ like crazy these days, and that’s somethin’ I understand a whole lot better than this fantasy football stuff.
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