This Lucas Glover, that boy, he sure is somethin’. I seen him on the TV, swingin’ that golf stick. He’s good, I tell ya, real good. Reminds me of my grandson, always out there with his toys, makin’ a ruckus. But this Lucas, he’s makin’ a ruckus with that golf game. He won somethin’ called the Wyndham Championship. Big fancy name for a game, ain’t it? My old man used to play cards down at the tavern, but this golf thing, that’s a whole different animal.
They say he’s got a new putter. Sounds like somethin’ you’d spread on your bread, but it’s another one of them golf sticks. This one’s a “Golf DF3 broomstick putter”. Lordy, these names they come up with. Back in my day, a stick was a stick. You’d use it to shoo away the chickens or poke at the fire. But this Lucas, he uses his stick to hit that little white ball. And he hits it good, too. He was using a different one before, a “L.A.B. Mezz. 1 Max broomstick”. More fancy names. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in one of them science labs.
He won two big deals last year, in 2023, with that other putter. Somethin’ called the “PGA TOUR”. Sounds important, like them government folks in their fancy suits. I reckon it takes a lot of practice to get that good. My grandson, he practices his letters every day. Says he wants to be a doctor. Maybe Lucas wanted to be a golf doctor when he was a little tyke.
They was talkin’ on the TV about how this Lucas fella was happy his kids got to see him win that Wyndham Championship. That’s nice, ain’t it? Family’s important. My kids, they all moved to the city, got fancy jobs. Don’t see ’em much anymore. But when they do come visit, it’s the best thing in the world. I reckon Lucas feels the same way about his young’uns.
I heard him sayin’ somethin’ about how he’s been workin’ on his putting. That’s the part where they gotta get the ball in that little hole, right? Seems like the hardest part to me. Like tryin’ to thread a needle with your eyes closed. But he’s been workin’ on it, and it seems to be payin’ off. He’s doin’ real good, that Lucas.
- He’s good at golf.
- He got a new putter.
- He won some big games.
- His kids saw him win.
- He’s working hard on his putting.
They say he started using that new broomstick putter at the start of something called the “FedExCup Playoffs” in 2023. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Like tryin’ to say “she sells seashells by the seashore” real fast. But I guess it’s a big deal in the golf world. Like the county fair is a big deal around here. Everyone gets all dressed up and excited. I reckon them golf folks get excited about their playoffs, too.
This Lucas Glover, he’s a good one. Hard worker, good with that golf stick, loves his family. That’s what’s important, ain’t it? Workin’ hard, doin’ what you love, and havin’ your family by your side. I reckon he’s livin’ the good life. Just like me, sittin’ here on my porch, watchin’ the sun go down. Life ain’t always easy, but it’s good. And this Lucas, he’s makin’ it good for himself, too. Good for him, I say. Good for him.
He’s sure got a way with that putter, though. Like a magic wand or somethin’. He just taps that little ball, and it goes right where he wants it. I wish I had that kind of magic when I was tryin’ to get my old man to eat his vegetables. He was a stubborn one, just like my mule, Betsy. But this Lucas, he ain’t stubborn. He’s smart. He knows what he’s doin’.
That Wyndham Championship must have been somethin’. All them people watchin’, cheerin’ him on. I bet he felt like a king. Like the king of the…golf hill! That’s a good one, ain’t it? I’m still sharp as a tack, even at my age. And this Lucas, he’s sharp, too. Sharp as a tack on that golf course.
I tell you what, watching him on that TV, it makes me want to try that golf game. Maybe I’ll ask my grandson to teach me. He’s always tryin’ to get me to do new things. Says it’ll keep me young. Maybe he’s right. Maybe I’ll be the next Lucas Glover! Wouldn’t that be somethin’? An old lady like me, out there on the golf course, swingin’ that putter like a pro. Now that would be a sight to see!
Well, I reckon that’s enough about that Lucas Glover fella. He sure is somethin’, though, ain’t he? A real golf whiz. That new putter seems to be doing him right. He seems like a decent sort. A good boy. Yep, that’s all I got to say about that. Time for me to get back to my quiltin’. These old hands ain’t as nimble as they used to be, but they still got some work in ’em. Just like Lucas and his golf game. He’s still got a lot of good years ahead of him. And so do I. Just you wait and see!
