Oh, hey there. You wanna know about this Marci Canha, huh? Alright, sit down, sit down. I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t much, mind you, but it’s something.
So, this Marci, she’s hitched to that baseball fella, Mark Canha. You know him? Plays for them Brewers now, but he was with the A’s and Mets before. Good player, I hear. Hits the ball real far sometimes. Anyways, Marci, she’s his wife.
- They got married and all. Nice ceremony, I bet.
- She’s probably a good woman, lookin’ after him. Baseball players need that, ya know? Someone to keep ’em grounded.
Now, I was lookin’ around on the internet, tryin’ to find out more for ya. It’s a real mess out there, let me tell ya. But I did find somethin’ about another Marci. This one, she was a maid or somethin’. Worked for some big shot named Mirana. Poor thing, she couldn’t talk. Kids beat her up or somethin’, real sad story.
But that ain’t our Marci. Our Marci, she’s probably got it good. Married to a baseball player, like I said. They probably got a nice house, plenty of money. Maybe she helps him with his stuff, keeps his schedule straight, you know. Or maybe she’s got her own thing goin’ on. Lots of women do these days.
I tried lookin’ for pictures of her. Wanted to see what she looked like. But it’s hard to find just her. Mostly, she’s standin’ next to her husband in those pictures. He’s the famous one, see? But she seems nice enough. Smilin’, happy. That’s what matters, right?
I also saw somethin’ about Mark Canha’s stats. You know, how tall he is, how much he weighs, all that stuff. He’s a big fella, that’s for sure. They even got his rookie status on there. Guess that’s important to baseball folks.
Oh, and this Mark Canha, he’s somethin’ called a “Junior Designer” too. At some place called Sutro Architects. Drawin’ pictures and buildin’ little models, I think. Busy guy, huh? Makes ya wonder what Marci does all day. Maybe she helps him with his designs, who knows?
Now, I found this other thing too. Someone named @marcicanha on one of them social media things. I ain’t got one myself, too old for all that nonsense. But I hear folks put their whole lives on there. Maybe that’s our Marci? Maybe she’s sharin’ pictures of her life, her kids, her dog. Or maybe it’s just someone with the same name. Hard to tell these days.
Anyways, that’s all I got for ya. Marci Canha, wife of Mark Canha. Probably a good woman, livin’ the good life. Hope that helps ya some. Now, go on, git outta here. I gotta go make my dinner. Got some chicken in the fridge, needs cookin’.
Tags: Marci Canha, Mark Canha, Baseball, MLB, Milwaukee Brewers, Oakland A’s, New York Mets, Sutro Architects, Junior Designer