Hey you all! You wanna know which cookie is the best? I tell ya, I ate a lotta cookies in my days. Some good, some, well, not so much. This old lady gonna tell you all about it. I got this thing, they call it a “cookies tier list”. It’s like, ranking them, you see? Which one is top dog, which one you can just throw to the birds. So, let’s get to it, shall we?
First off, you got your chocolate chip cookies. Everybody loves ’em. My grandkids, they go crazy for ’em. They are chewy, they are sweet, they got those little chocolate bits in ’em. A classic, I tell ya! These are definitely top-tier, up there with the best of ’em. They call that an “S tier”. Yeah, those chocolate chip ones, they’re S tier for sure. S means the best, I think.
- S tier: Chocolate Chip, the best!
Then you got your Oatmeal raisin cookies. Now, some folks like ’em. I ain’t one of them. Too much like bird food if you ask me. All those oats and raisins… Not for me. They are kinda healthy, I guess, but that ain’t what I’m lookin’ for in a cookie! I put those down low. Maybe a “C tier”. Yeah, C for “could be better.” Much, much better.
- S tier: Chocolate Chip
- C tier: Oatmeal Raisin, yuck!
Then there’s peanut butter cookies. Those are alright. They’re soft. They taste like peanuts, which ain’t bad. They ain’t the best. But not as bad as those oatmeal ones. I’d say they’re in the middle somewhere. A “B tier”, maybe. B for “better than some.” My old man, bless his soul, he liked these ones.
- S tier: Chocolate Chip
- B tier: Peanut Butter, okay, I guess.
- C tier: Oatmeal Raisin
Now, these sugar cookies, they are plain. Just sugar and butter, mostly. They’re okay for decoratin’, I guess. My granddaughter, she likes to put all that colored sugar and stuff on ’em. But they ain’t got much taste on their own. Another “C tier” for me. Boring! Give me chocolate any day!
- S tier: Chocolate Chip
- B tier: Peanut Butter
- C tier: Oatmeal Raisin, Sugar Cookies, plain and boring!
Gingerbread cookies, now those are somethin’ else. They’re for Christmas, mostly. They got that spicy taste. I like ’em alright. They’re kinda hard, though. Good for dunking in your coffee. I’d put those in “B tier” too. They are special, you know? You don’t eat them all the time, just sometime. Only when Santa Claus is coming.
- S tier: Chocolate Chip
- B tier: Peanut Butter, Gingerbread, only for Christmas time.
- C tier: Oatmeal Raisin, Sugar Cookies
Oh, and those shortbread cookies. They crumble all over the place! Make a big mess. But they taste good. Buttery. They’re kinda fancy, I think. People have them with tea. I guess they’re alright. Another “B tier”, I reckon. Not bad, not the best. Just kinda… there. They are better than sugar cookies, for sure.
- S tier: Chocolate Chip
- B tier: Peanut Butter, Gingerbread, Shortbread, these are fancy!
- C tier: Oatmeal Raisin, Sugar Cookies
What else we got? Snickerdoodles! Those are fun to say. Snickerdoodles. They got cinnamon on ’em. Cinnamon’s good. Makes things taste warm. Yeah, those are good. I’d say “A tier” for those. Almost as good as the chocolate chip ones. Almost. They are soft and chewy. Yummy!
- S tier: Chocolate Chip
- A tier: Snickerdoodles, so good and warm!
- B tier: Peanut Butter, Gingerbread, Shortbread
- C tier: Oatmeal Raisin, Sugar Cookies
Then there are some special cookies. I don’t know much about them. My grandkids talked about them. Some sonic cookies, some BTS cookies? What is that? They say they are very rare. Rare means not many. So they must be very good, right? If they are rare and special, I think they should be S tier.
- S tier: Chocolate Chip, Special Cookies, if they are rare, they must be good!
- A tier: Snickerdoodles
- B tier: Peanut Butter, Gingerbread, Shortbread
- C tier: Oatmeal Raisin, Sugar Cookies
There are so many cookies out there. Hard to keep track of ’em all. But I tell ya what, that chocolate chip cookies, that’s the king. The best of the best. You can’t go wrong with a good chocolate chip cookie. That’s my cookies tier list. Hope you like it. I think I need a cookie now. And some milk. Don’t forget the milk! It is important.
You can make your own tier list, too. I don’t know how, ask your grandkids. They know these things. It is fun, try it! So many cookies in the world. It is amazing!
