Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “pipes cat zzz” thing. Sounds like a whole lotta nonsense to me, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya.
So, from what I gather, there’s this cat, Foamy they call it, and it likes hangin’ around pipes. And this ain’t just any pipes, mind you, these are big ol’ concrete pipes in some place called “zzz” – sounds like a sleepy town to me!
- They say this Foamy cat is near some cafe, somethin’ called “Coff Cafe”. Fancy, huh?
- And get this, it’s between an arcade – you know, where them kids waste all their money – and a convenience store. Seems like a busy spot for a cat, if you ask me.
- But they say there’s only three of these big pipes on Sixth Street. So, if you’re lookin’ for this cat, that’s where you gotta go.
Now, why anyone would wanna take a picture of a cat by some pipes is beyond me. But apparently, there’s some kinda game, “Zenless Zone Zero” they call it, where you gotta do just that. Young folks and their games, I tell ya. They got too much time on their hands. Take a picture of a cat… what a waste of film, if you ask me, though I reckon they all use them fancy phones now, no film at all.
And then there’s talk about “Inky’s Trust Events.” Sounds like more game stuff to me. You gotta find this Inky character and talk to ’em, choose the right words and all that. Probably gotta give the cat some milk or somethin’. I tell ya, back in my day, cats just roamed around and caught mice, nobody made a big fuss about trust events.
Then there’s this “Cat Pipes” thing. Seems like another game, a puzzle game this time. You gotta help cats, they say. Meow!! Well, that’s somethin’ I can understand. Cats always need help, gettin’ stuck in trees and what not. But this is a puzzle game… you gotta use your brain, I guess.
They talk about “achievements” in this game, level 33 and such. Sounds like a whole lot of work for just a game. And they give you points or somethin’, “Gamerscore” they call it. What good is that gonna do ya? Can’t buy bread with Gamerscore, that’s for sure.
And look at this… “35 achievements” in that “Cat Pipes” game. People spendin’ their time gettin’ these “achievements”. I tell ya, when I was young, achievements meant a good harvest and a full belly. But times change, I guess.
So, this “pipes cat zzz” thing is all about games and cats and pipes. If you’re into that kinda thing, well, good for you. Me? I’d rather sit on the porch with a glass of iced tea and watch the real cats chase real mice. That’s entertainment enough for me. No need for all this fancy “Zenless Zone Zero” or “Cat Pipes” nonsense. A cat’s a cat, a pipe’s a pipe, and zzz is just a place where some folks like to take pictures of ‘em. Simple as that.
Anyways, if you are young and like these things, good luck finding that Foamy cat by the pipes. And remember to feed those real cats too, they need love just like those game cats do.
And don’t spend all your time on those games! There is real work to be done and life to be lived!
Tags: Pipes Cat, Foamy Cat, Zenless Zone Zero, ZZZ, Cat Pipes, Inky’s Trust Events, Sixth Street, Coff Cafe, Game Achievements, Puzzle Game
