That Adam Rose, you know, that wrestler guy, he’s somethin’ else. He come from South Africa, you know. They call him Raymond somethin’ or other, John somethin’. But we all know him as Adam Rose. Born in, uh, 1979, I think. July 20th. Yeah, a long time ago!
He wrestled around here and there, then he went to that big WWE place, in like, 2010. Big shot, huh? He was somethin’ else in that ring, jumpin’ around. Not like them other fellas, he was a party animal. That’s what they said.
He got in that WWE, that big place with all the wrestlin’, started there as a party animal. They called his thing the “Exotic Express”. What does that even mean? Sounds fancy, don’t it? He had this group with him, they was called the Rosebuds. Bunch of folks dancin’ and carryin’ on.
- Becky somethin’, big red-haired gal.
- Braun Strowman, big ol’ fella. Scary lookin’.
- Alexa Bliss, pretty little thing.
These folks, they was in his group. Now look at ’em, all big stars now. But they started out with Adam Rose, carryin’ on with him. That big fella, Braun, he got noticed by that Vince fella, the big boss man there.
He’s a retired fella now, this Adam Rose. Don’t see him jumpin’ around no more. I heard he started way back, 1995 or somethin’. Wrestlin’ all over the place. But that WWE, that’s where he got famous, with all that partyin’. They call him a “professional wrestler.”
That Carmella gal, she got with that WWE too, in 2013 I think. She started after Adam Rose. A lot of folks come and go in that place. Always some new faces. But Adam, he was different. He knew how to have a good time, or so they say.
You know, they say he was born in July, that Adam Rose. Same month as me, but I’m way older. He wrestled in that place called FCW too. Sounds like a made-up place, don’t it? Before the WWE, you know. I hear things, people talk.
He had a bunch of folks followin’ him around, all dressed up crazy. I don’t know what that was all about. But people liked it, I guess. They cheered for him, that Adam Rose. They liked that “Exotic Express” thing. Sounds like somethin’ you’d see in a movie, don’t it?
He had a good run, I reckon. Now he’s retired, that Adam Rose. Probably sittin’ at home, takin’ it easy. He earned it, jumpin’ around like that. That wrestlin’ ain’t easy, you know. Lots of folks get hurt. But he did alright, that Adam.
There’s this other gal, they call her Allie, or The Bunny. She’s from Canada, or so they say. A “Canadian professional wrestler”. She’s like that Adam Rose, but younger, I guess. I don’t know her real name. Laura somethin’, maybe. They all got these names they wrestle under. Makes it confusin’ for us regular folks.
I remember seein’ him on that TV, that Adam Rose. He was all smiles, dancin’ around. Different from them other wrestlers, all mean and tough lookin’. He was just havin’ a good time, I guess. That’s what they say, anyway. But he’s done now. Retired. Must be gettin’ old, like me!
I hear that Adam Rose, real name Raymond, come from across the sea. South Africa, they call it. Long way from here, ain’t it? Wonder if he misses it. Probably not, he got famous here in ‘Merica, in that WWE.
Well, that’s all I know about that Adam Rose fella. He was somethin’ else, that’s for sure. A party animal, they called him. Now he’s retired, just like a lot of them old wrestlers. Time marches on, don’t it? Yep, time marches on.
