Alright, let’s talk about this Scottie Scheffler fella and where he’s gonna be playing golf. Folks keep askin’ me, so I figured I’d just spell it out for ya.
Scottie Scheffler’s Busy Year – What a Golfer!
Now, this young man, Scottie, he’s been winnin’ left and right. I heard someone on the TV sayin’ he had a year like that Tiger fella, winnin’ all over the place. Nine times, they said! Nine times! Can you believe that? That’s more times than I’ve baked pies in a good year, and I bake a lot of pies.
He’s playin’ in somethin’ called the PGA Tour, that’s the big one, you know. And he’s doin’ real good there. They said he made a whole bunch of money, somethin’ like 29 million dollars just playin’ golf! Imagine that! And then they give him more money on top of that, like another 25 million just for winnin’ some big cup thing, the FedEx Cup, they called it. And then more money for other stuff. Shoot, sounds like he’s rollin’ in dough like a baker in flour!
So, Where’s He Playin’ Next?
Well, they had this big competition, the Presidents Cup, up in Canada. Scottie was there, leadin’ the Americans. That’s a big deal, I reckon. Playin’ for your country and all.
- Hero World Challenge: He played in this one already, back in December. It was in a place called Albany. They said he won a million dollars there, just like that! Easy peasy for him, I guess.
- PGA Tour Events: He plays in these all the time. They’re all over the place. You gotta check the schedule, but he’s usually playin’ in the big ones. He wins a bunch of these. This fella, Max Homa, and another one Wyndham Clark, they play with him sometimes. They are good players too, but not as good as Scottie, I reckon.
- The Masters: He won this one twice! Twice! That’s a real big one, they say. It’s in Augusta, Georgia. I’d like to go there someday and see it for myself. Maybe bake them some pies while I’m at it.
Big Money, Big Wins
They were sayin’ this Scottie guy won so much money, it’s more than some other golfers win in their whole lives! One fella, second best in the world they say, he’s only won 10 times ever. Scottie won 9 times just last year! That’s somethin’ else, ain’t it?
Other Stuff He’s Doin’
And get this, he even went to the Olympics in Paris and won a gold medal! For golf! Who knew they had golf in the Olympics? He played with that Wyndham Clark fella again. Good for them, I say.
Golf News and Such
There’s talk about these different golf groups, the PGA Tour and somethin’ called LIV Golf, finally gettin’ together for a night in Las Vegas. Scottie’s gonna be there, playin’ with another fella, Rory somethin’-or-other. Sounds like a big to-do. They got all these numbers next to their names, like number one, number three. Guess that’s how good they are.
Keepin’ Track of Scottie
So, if you wanna know where Scottie Scheffler is gonna be playin’, you gotta keep your eyes peeled. They announce these things on the TV and the internet, I hear. He’s a busy fella, always goin’ somewhere to play golf and win money. Good for him, I say. He works hard, and he’s good at what he does. Just like me and my pies, I guess.
Wrapping it Up
That’s about all I know about this Scottie Scheffler and his golfin’ schedule. He plays a lot, wins a lot, and makes a whole lot of money. He’s a busy boy, that’s for sure. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my pies. All this talk about winnin’ has got me thinkin’ about ribbons at the county fair.
