Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here Sea of Stars trophy guide, or whatever them young folks call it. I ain’t no gamer, mind you, but I heard tell this game’s got shiny things to collect, like them trophies. And if you’re like my grandkid, always wanting all the shiny stuff, then pay attention.
So, first things first, they say there’s a bunch of trophies you get just by playin’ the story. That’s easy enough, even I could do that, I reckon. Just keep on playin’, and they’ll pop up like weeds after a good rain. Story-related trophies, they call ’em. Sounds fancy, but it just means you gotta finish the game, or parts of it.
- Beat this boss, get a trophy.
- See that cutscene, get a trophy.
- Talk to that fella, get a trophy.
See? Easy peasy. Like pickin’ berries in the summer.
Now, some trophies, they’re a bit trickier, like tryin’ to catch a greased pig. They say there’s this thing called “New Game +”… sounds like somethin’ from outer space, but it ain’t. Apparently, you start the game over again, but you keep all your stuff. And there’s this one trophy, they call it “Dweller of Woe,” you gotta do this New Game + thing to get it. Sounds like a whole lotta work to me, but if you want that shiny trophy, you gotta do what you gotta do.
And then there’s this other trophy, the last one, they say. Somethin’ about fightin’ bosses fast. On this New Game +, the bosses are weak, like a newborn calf. So, you can beat ’em quick and easy, without wastin’ time wanderin’ around. They say you only gotta do it once, thank the Lord. Ain’t nobody got time to be doin’ the same thing over and over again, unless you’re churnin’ butter, I guess.
This whole trophy huntin’ thing, it’s like lookin’ for a lost chicken in the tall grass. You gotta know where to look, and you gotta be patient. And sometimes, you gotta do things you don’t wanna do, like playin’ the same game again. But when you finally get that shiny trophy, it feels kinda good, like findin’ that lost chicken and makin’ a good pot of stew.
So, if you’re aimin’ for that platinum trophy, whatever that is, you gotta be thorough. This guide, it’s supposed to help you find all them trophies. It’s like a map, showin’ you where to go and what to do. But even with a map, you still gotta do the walkin’, right? So, get to it, and don’t be lazy. Them trophies ain’t gonna collect themselves.
And remember, it’s just a game. Don’t go gettin’ your britches in a twist if you can’t find a trophy. Take a break, have some sweet tea, and come back to it later. It ain’t the end of the world if you don’t get all the shiny things. But if you do, well, good for you. You can show it off to all your friends, or just keep it to yourself, like a secret stash of cookies.
Now, I’ve said my piece. Go on, get to playin’ and get them trophies. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables and call your grandma, y’hear?
Comprehensive guide they call it. Means it’s got everything, I reckon. So, read it, follow it, and you’ll be swimmin’ in trophies in no time. Or at least that’s what they say. Me? I’d rather be sittin’ on the porch, watchin’ the sun go down. But you young folks, you like your games and your shiny things. So, go on, have at it.
And one last thing, don’t stay up too late playin’. You need your sleep, or you’ll be grumpy as a bear with a sore paw. And nobody wants that, trust me.
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