Alright, let’s talk about that wrestling show, SmackDown, you know? I watched it, and I’m gonna tell ya what happened, best as I can remember. Don’t expect no fancy words, just the plain truth.
So, first off, there was this big fella, Samoan Werewolf they called him. He wrestled this Jey Uso fella, used to be some kinda champion. Anyways, the Werewolf, he won. Big win, they said, important for somethin’ called Survivor Series. WarGames, too. Sounded like a real ruckus.
Then there were these two fellas, Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa. Sneaky fellas, they were. They tricked those Motor City Machine Guns, whatever that is, and took their championship. Just like that! Stole it right out from under ’em. People were surprised, I tell ya.
Oh, and the ladies! They were scrappin’ too. Three of ’em, right at the start. They were all twistin’ and turnin’, almost pinned each other a bunch of times. That Belair girl, she was like the good one, you know? Fightin’ hard.
- This was the last SmackDown before that WarGames thing.
- They said it was a “go-home” episode. Guess they all went home after.
- Somebody got fired, lost their last match. Sad, ain’t it?
They crowned new champions, too! That’s always excitin’. But then there was this betrayal, somethin’ heartbreaking. Don’t know the details, but folks were upset. And some kinda announcement for that other show, RAW. Too much to keep up with, I swear.
And get this, that CM Punk fella, he joined up with the Bloodline. Don’t ask me who they are, just know they’re a big deal. And some other fella walked out in the middle of his match! Can you believe it? Just walked away! Rude, if you ask me.
Now, they show this SmackDown on TV ever’ Friday night. Eight o’clock for us folks on the East Coast. Canadians get it too, same time. But not as many folks watched last week. They said the numbers went down. Maybe they didn’t like all the surprises?
So yeah, that’s pretty much it. Lots of fightin’, some winnin’, some losin’. New champions, betrayals, and walkouts. Just another Friday night of wrestlin’, I reckon. They sure do make a fuss over it all. But hey, it’s somethin’ to watch, right?
I tell ya, it’s hard to keep track of all them names and who’s fightin’ who. But the punchin’ and the jumpin’ around, that’s easy enough to understand. And that’s what makes it fun, I guess. Just good ol’ fashioned… well, maybe not so old-fashioned, but you know what I mean. Good ol’ fun.
They had all sorts of matches, some fast, some slow. Some fellas were big and strong, others were quick and sneaky. It’s like a whole circus, but with more muscles and less clowns. Though sometimes, the way they act, you’d think they were clowns too. Just bigger, tougher clowns.
Anyway, that’s what I saw. Maybe I missed a thing or two, but that’s the gist of it. If you wanna know more, you gotta watch it yourself. But be warned, it’s a whole lotta yellin’ and body slammin’. Not for the faint of heart, that’s for sure.
Tags: WWE SmackDown, Results, Survivor Series, WarGames, Championship, Betrayal, CM Punk, Bloodline
