Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Tiger Woods fella and his, you know, girlfriends. Folks always gossiping ‘bout him, ain’t they? He’s good at that golf thing, whacking that little ball real far, but his ladies, well, that’s a whole ‘nother story, a real soap opera, I tell ya.
Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright… With the Ladies, Day and Night
First off, he was hitched, you know, married proper-like. To some gal named Elin Nordegren. Back in 2004, that was. Had a couple of young’uns with her too. Seemed alright for a spell, but then, boom! Trouble started brewing like a storm on the horizon. Things got messy, real messy. Heard tell there was all sorts of carryin’ on. Divorce and all that jazz. Happens to the best of ‘em, I reckon, even if they got all that money and can hit a ball a country mile.
Then there was this Erica Herman gal. She was with him for a good while, seein’ as how these things go with that Tiger fella. They say she was with him at that big golf thing, the Masters. Supported him, you know, like a good woman does. But things with Tiger, they never seem to last. Like a leaky bucket, can’t hold water, or a good woman, seems like.
- Started seein’ her around 2017, they say.
- Showed up at some fancy golf thing in New Jersey.
- But then, wouldn’t ya know it, by 2021, they was done. Kaput. Gone their separate ways. Just like that.
Don’t rightly know when exactly they split up. Folks like to keep these things hush-hush, ya know? But the news got out eventually. Always does. Can’t keep nothin’ secret for long, especially when you’re famous like that Tiger.
Golf and Girls: A Never-Ending Story
This Tiger fella, he’s been with a bunch of gals, it seems. His love life, they call it. More like a love circus, if you ask me. Always somethin’ goin’ on. People just can’t get enough of it. He’s famous for his golf, sure, but also for his, well, his lady troubles. Always a new story, a new face. Keeps them magazines and gossip shows runnin’, I guess.
Heard tell he ain’t got no deal with Nike no more. That’s a big deal, seems like. Used to see him on TV all the time, wearin’ their stuff. Guess even big shots can lose their deals. Maybe he’s spendin’ all his time chasin’ after skirts instead of hittin’ balls. Who knows?
Folks been talkin’ about Tiger’s ladies for years. Decades, even. It’s like a never-ending story. One gal goes, another one comes along. He’s got that charm, I guess. Or maybe it’s the money. Or maybe it’s just that he’s good at hittin’ that little white ball. Beats me.
So, Who’s the New Gal?
Now, the big question everyone’s askin’ is: who’s he with now? That’s what they all wanna know. Is there a new girlfriend? Has he settled down? Or is he still playin’ the field, so to speak? Hard to say. These things change faster than the weather around here. One minute it’s sunny, next minute it’s pourin’ rain. That’s Tiger’s love life for ya.
You hear whispers, you know, in the grocery store line, at the beauty parlor. Folks sayin’ this and that. But you can’t believe everything you hear. Half of it’s probably just made up. Gotta wait and see, I reckon. Time will tell. It always does. And when the news breaks, you can bet your bottom dollar everyone will be talkin’ about it. Tiger Woods and his girlfriends, a story as old as time, or at least as old as that there golf game he plays so well.
One thing’s for sure, though, this Tiger fella, he sure keeps things interestin’. And the world keeps watchin’. Can’t help themselves, I guess. Just like watchin’ a train wreck, sometimes. You know it’s gonna be messy, but you just can’t look away.
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