Okay, so I saw this “trish stratus boobs” thing trending, and, well, I got curious. Don’t judge. I’m just being honest here. It’s not every day you see something like that pop up, right?

So, first, I grabbed my phone. Gotta have the right tool for the job, you know? Then I opened up my usual browser. Nothing fancy, just the standard one everyone uses.
I typed in “trish stratus boobs” into the search bar. My hands were, I admit, a little sweaty. I was nervous and had to double check my spelling, because that’s a search you don’t want to mess up.
The results popped up. A whole bunch of them. Pictures, videos, articles… you name it. It was kind of overwhelming, to be honest. My eyes, scanning all over the place, did not know where to start.
I started clicking around. A few images here, a video there. Nothing. I get a little discouraged. I don’t want to waste time.
After looking for a while, my eyes spotted something.
I did end up looking for a while. It took longer than I thought.