Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… “Risk of Rain 2 Artifact of Delusion.” It’s a real head-scratcher, this thing is. Now, I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I see it.
First off, this “Artifact of Delusion,” it messes with them chests, ya know? Them chests you find all over the place with goodies inside. Normally, you open ’em, grab the stuff, and go on your merry way. But with this Delusion thingamajig, it’s a whole different story.
See, once you finish that there teleporter event, all them chests, they close right back up! Yep, like you never even touched ’em. Now, here’s the kicker. If you can remember what came outta which chest before, you get another one! Free stuff, ya hear? But if you pick the wrong one… well, let’s just say it ain’t good.
- First thing, teleporter event gotta be done.
- Then, chests close up tighter than a drum.
- Remember what ya got before, and you’re golden.
- Guess wrong, and you might be in a heap o’ trouble.
Some folks say this artifact ain’t no more powerful than some of them moon items. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout moon items, but I reckon they mean it’s strong, but not too strong. Maybe. It all depends on how good your memory is, I guess. If you got a memory like a sieve, this here Artifact of Delusion might just be a curse instead of a blessing.
Now, some fellas, they say this artifact makes it harder to pick up items. Normally, you just run over ’em, and they’re yours. But with this thing, you gotta stop and pick ’em out of some fancy menu. And if you ain’t got no survival items, well, you might just get yourself killed while you’re fiddlin’ with that menu.
I heard tell that if you pick the wrong chest, the game takes stuff right outta your pockets! Yep, two things, just gone! And it ain’t random stuff, neither. It takes the stuff you already got. So you gotta be real careful, ya hear? Real careful.
So, is this here Artifact of Delusion good or bad? Well, that depends on who you ask, I reckon. If you got a good memory and you’re careful, it’s like gettin’ double the loot. But if you’re forgetful or clumsy, it might just be the death of ya. It ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure.
I ain’t played this “RoR2” game myself, but I hear it’s a real hoot. And this here artifact, it just adds another layer of craziness to it all. Makes ya think, ya know? Makes ya plan. Can’t just go runnin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off no more. Gotta use your noggin, or you’ll be sorry.
Some folks are talkin’ ‘bout usin’ this artifact in other games, too. The first one, I think they said. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, but I guess if it works in one game, it might work in another. People always tryin’ new things, ain’t they? Always lookin’ for a new way to spice things up.
Anyways, that’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell. This Risk of Rain 2 Artifact of Delusion, it’s a gamble. A real gamble. Could make you rich, could leave you with nothin’. But ain’t that just like life, though? Full of risks and rewards, ups and downs. You just gotta take a deep breath and jump in, I reckon. Or don’t. It’s your choice, after all. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if you pick the wrong chest and lose all your good stuff! I warned ya, didn’t I?
And one more thing, ya hear? Them chests, they remember what was in ’em before the teleporter thingy. So, if you got a good memory, you can use that to your advantage. Remember what you got, and you’ll be sittin’ pretty. Forget, and well… you’re on your own.
So there ya have it. All I know about this here Artifact of Delusion. Hope it helps ya, or at least entertains ya for a bit. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens.
