Alright, let’s talk about this Astro Bot thing, the one you can pre-order. I heard tell there’s some goodies you get if you put your name down early. Sounds like a good deal, you know, like getting extra eggs when you buy a chicken.
So, first off, if you pre-order this Astro Bot game, any kind of version it seems, you get some extra stuff. They’re calling it “perks,” fancy word, huh? It’s like getting a little somethin’ extra for being quick on the draw.
- There’s this “Lovestruck Lyricist outfit” for Astro. Don’t rightly know what that means, but sounds like a fancy getup. Maybe like putting on your Sunday best.
- Then there’s this “Glorious Graffiti Dual Speeder paint color.” Sounds like you can make your speeder, whatever that is, look all snazzy. Like painting your tractor a bright new color.
- And you get two of them “Astro Avatars.” Don’t know much about these “Avatars”, but sounds like little pictures of that Astro fella you can use somewhere. Kinda like having a picture of your grandkid in your wallet, I guess.
Now, they got different kinds of this game you can pre-order. They got the regular kind, you know, the one you can hold in your hand, and then there’s the “digital” one. That one, you don’t get nothing to hold, it’s all in that there computer thingy. Far as I can tell, they’re pretty much the same, ‘cept you don’t get a box and a picture with the digital one. And this here poster, they say it’s a snazzy poster with Astro on it, you only get it with the one you can hold, not the computer one.
If you get the one you can hold, the physical one, there’s more stuff inside. It’s like finding an extra biscuit in the bottom of the jar! They say there’s a poster with a little comic on it. And a little paper with a code on it. That code gets you three more things: a costume, a color for your speeder, and those two avatars again.
They say this Astro fella gets all sorts of powers in the game, more than 15 of ’em. Sounds like he’s a busy little fella, always learning new tricks. Like a good farm dog, always learning something new.
Now, how long does it take to play this game? Well, they say if you just do what you gotta do, it takes about 11 hours. That’s a good long while, longer than it takes to bake a good loaf of bread. But if you’re one of them folks who likes to see everything, well, it’ll take you longer, I reckon. Like spendin’ a whole day at the county fair, tryin’ to see everything.
So, that’s the long and short of it. Pre-order Astro Bot, get some extra stuff. Different kinds of the game, different goodies. Sounds like a good time, if you like that sort of thing. Me, I prefer a good sit on the porch, but to each their own, I always say.
Remember now, this is just what I heard tell. You young folks with your fancy gadgets, you can probably find out more. But this should give you a good start, a good understandin’ of what’s what.
So, go on, pre-order if you want. Or don’t. Makes no difference to me. Just remember to eat your vegetables and get a good night’s sleep, that’s what I say.
This whole pre-order thing, it’s like planting seeds in the spring. You do it early, you get a good harvest. Seems simple enough to me. But just like farming, sometimes things don’t go as planned. So, keep that in mind, alright?
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this Astro Bot pre-order bonus. Go on now, and do what you gotta do. And don’t forget to call your grandma!
Tags: Astro Bot, Pre-order Bonus, PS5, Game, Perks, Outfit, Avatar, Speeder, Digital, Physical
