Well now, let me tell ya’ll about this Elden Ring thingy, this Northern Nameless Mausoleum place. Folks been wanderin’ around like lost chickens, can’t find their way to it. I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d set things straight, ya know, plain and simple like.
So, this here Northern Mausoleum, it ain’t easy to spot, mind you. It’s up yonder, above them Temple Town Ruins. You know, where you find that Rauh map thingy? Yeah, that’s the place. Now, you gotta stick close to that south cliff, like a burr on a dog’s tail. Then you just shuffle your feet east, just a little bit, till you find a spot you can climb up. It’s a bit of a hike, mind you, but nothin’ an old woman like me couldn’t handle, so you youngsters should be fine.
And listen up, this is important. You’re gonna see some big ol’ stone Golems. Big fellas, they are. But don’t you go messin’ with them. Just walk on by. Keep your eyes peeled for a Spiritspring, that’s what they call it. Looks like a swirly wind thing on the ground.
Now, to get that Spiritspring workin’, you need one of them shackle things. Mohg’s or Margit’s, they say. I don’t know who these Mohgs and Margits are, sounds like city folk to me. Anyways, once you got the shackles and you use ‘em on the Spiritspring, it’ll whoosh you up onto a high-up place, a plateau they call it, on the left side. And there you have it, that’s where the Northern Nameless Mausoleum sits, big as a barn.
- Find Temple Town Ruins.
- Hug the South cliff, go East a bit.
- Find a place to climb up.
- Pass the Stone Golems.
- Find the Spiritspring.
- Use Mohg’s or Margit’s Shackles.
- Go up to the plateau on the left.
But hold your horses, it ain’t that easy. Inside that Mausoleum, there’s a big ol’ Red Bear waitin’ for ya. Mean critter, I tell ya. You gotta fight it, fair and square. No runnin’ away now. If you win you win, if you lose, well, try again I guess. That’s what my grandpappy used to say, “If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again”.
They say you can get a Red Bear’s Claw from beatin’ that bear. Sounds like a nasty weapon, good for scrappin’ I reckon. I ain’t no fighter myself, but I heard tell of it.
Now, I also heard tell there’s other Mausoleums too. One for each way the wind blows, north, south, east and west. This one we’re talkin’ ‘bout is the north one, the hardest to find they say. But with my directions, even a blind mule could find it.
There’s another place too, Archdragon Peak they call it, sounds mighty fancy. You gotta ring a bell, a big ol’ belfry they say, and it’ll summon one of them mausoleums. Don’t ask me how that works, sounds like magic to me.
So that’s the long and short of it. Northern Nameless Mausoleum, Temple Town Ruins, south cliff, head east, climb up, Spiritspring, shackles, plateau, Red Bear. Simple as pie, ain’t it? Now go on and find it yourself, quit botherin’ an old woman like me.
Remember this, finding this Elden Ring Northern Nameless Mausoleum location is all about followin’ directions. Don’t get distracted by them fancy names and places. Just keep your head down and follow my instructions, and you’ll be there before you know it. And if you see that Red Bear, tell ‘em I said hello, but not too close now, them bears are grumpy.
And one more thing, I hear some folks talkin’ about seeing a map and a list for all them Mausoleums, locations, bosses and what not. Well, maybe that will help ya too. But nothin’ beats good old fashioned directions, the kind I just gave ya. So go on now, get outta here.
