Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this Canelo fella. He’s not just punchin’ faces, no sirree! He’s got his fingers in all sorts of pies, and one of ’em is fillin’ up gas tanks. Yep, you heard that right. Canelo Energy, that’s what he’s callin’ it. Gas stations, a whole bunch of ’em, all over Mexico.
Now, I ain’t no fancy businesswoman, but even I can see this is a smart move. Folks always need gas, right? It ain’t like them fancy gadgets that go out of style quicker than a hiccup. Gas, that’s somethin’ you always gotta buy. And Canelo, he’s gonna be sellin’ it. Lots of it.
- He’s plannin’ on openin’, what, 90, maybe a 100 of these Canelo Energy gas stations? That’s a whole lotta pumps, I tell ya.
- And it ain’t just any ol’ gas neither. He’s sayin’ it’s “champion’s fuel,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, though, don’t it? Makes ya think your car’s gonna run faster or somethin’.
- He’s got these fancy pictures and stuff, marketin’ materials, they call it. Makes it look all shiny and new. He’s showin’ it off on that Instagram thingy, all them young folks are always lookin’ at.
Heard tell he’s got this place in Guadalajara, Jalisco. Canelo Energy, it says right there on the sign. Folks are already talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s a high-level kinda gas station. They take care of your car, make sure it runs good. That’s what they say, anyways.
And it ain’t just gas, y’know. This Canelo fella, he’s got more hustle than a squirrel in a nut factory. He’s got these stores, too, called “Upper.” Sellin’ all sorts of stuff, I reckon. Clothes, too, and somethin’ ’bout fitness. Keeps himself busy, that’s for sure.
But back to this gas station business. He says when you go to load petrol… Well, I ain’t never heard nobody use that word “petrol” ‘round here. We just say gas. But anyways, he’s saying it’s gonna be somethin’ special. “Champion’s fuel” he calls it. Makes ya wonder if your car will start winnin’ races or somethin’. Probably not, but it’s good marketin’ I guess.
Canelo Energy, it’s a whole revolution, they’re sayin’. Not just gas, but somethin’ more. I don’t rightly know what that “more” is, but it sounds important. Maybe they got good snacks inside? A clean bathroom? Them things matter, you know. When you’re on a long drive, a clean bathroom is worth more than gold.
He’s buildin’ an empire, this Canelo fella. Not just with his fists, but with gas pumps and stores and all sorts of things. He’s got that champion spirit, I guess, always wantin’ to be the best. Even when it comes to sellin’ gas. And you know what? I reckon he just might pull it off. This Canelo Energy thing, it might just be the next big thing. Who knows? But it sure is somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it?
So next time you’re drivin’ around Mexico, keep an eye out for them Canelo Energy gas stations. You might just wanna fill up your tank with that champion’s fuel. Or maybe just grab a soda and use the bathroom. Either way, it’s part of Canelo’s big plan, and it’s somethin’ to see.
And that’s the long and short of it. Canelo, the boxer, now sellin’ gas. Who woulda thunk it? But that’s the world for ya, always changin’. Just gotta keep up, I guess. And if that means buyin’ gas from a boxer, well, so be it.
One thing’s for sure, this Canelo Energy thing is gonna be big. You just wait and see. It’s all about champions, see? Champion boxer, champion fuel, champion gas station. It all fits together somehow.
I still don’t rightly know what “petrol” is though.
Tags: Canelo Energy, Gas Stations, Mexico, Canelo Alvarez, Business, Champion Fuel, Guadalajara, Upper Stores, Boxing
