Alright, let’s talk about this WCW vs nWo World Tour Roster thing, you know, like them fellas wrestling on that Nintendo game. I ain’t no expert on this stuff, but I’ll tell ya what I know. It’s like, you got all these wrestlers, some from WCW, some from nWo, and they all wanna beat each other up. That’s what my grandson told me anyways.
So, first off, you got your WCW fellas. I hear tell there’s this Diamond Dallas Page, they call him DDP. He’s a tough one, I reckon. Then you got other guys, lots of ’em, but I can’t remember all their names. My memory ain’t what it used to be, ya know? They got different groups in WCW too, like WCW 1, WCW 2, and so on. Confusing if ya ask me.
Then you got them nWo fellas. Heard they’re a rowdy bunch. There’s this Randy Savage, “Macho Man” they call him. Wears all them fancy clothes and talks real loud. And that Hogan fella, the big blonde one, he’s with them too. They got different colors too, like red and black, or white sometimes. Makes it hard to keep track, I tell ya.
- WCW Wrestlers
- Diamond Dallas Page (DDP)
- And a whole bunch of other fellas
- nWo Wrestlers
- Randy Savage
- Hulk Hogan
- And a bunch more, like Hall and Nash, them fellas my grandson always yells about.
Now, this game, it ain’t just WCW and nWo. They got these other fake wrestling groups too. Like, there’s this DOA, stands for Dead or Alive, I think. Sounds scary, don’t it? And there’s IOU, whatever that means. They got wrestlers in them groups too, like Wrath in DOA and Glacier in IOU. Never heard of ’em, but they must be tough if they’re in a wrestling game.
My grandson, he plays this game all the time. He says you gotta beat up a bunch of wrestlers in a row to get a championship. Like, you beat a bunch of WCW guys, you get to fight DDP for the WCW belt. Same thing with nWo and them other groups. Sounds like a lot of work to me. I’d rather just sit and watch, maybe knit a little somethin’.
They say there’s like, 60 or somethin’ wrestlers in the game. That’s a whole lotta folks to keep track of. Some of them are real popular, like I said, Hogan and Savage, them fellas are famous. But there’s others, I don’t know their names. Steiner, Lex Luger, Konnan, Buff Bagwell… My grandson rattles off these names all day long. Kids these days, they know too much.
And they got this “league challenge” thing too. You pick a group, like WCW or nWo, and you gotta fight your way through a bunch of them wrestlers. Then you get to fight for the championship. It’s like a whole big tournament, I guess. My grandson gets real worked up playin’ it, shoutin’ at the TV and all. I just tell him to keep it down, so I can hear my stories.
So that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. You got your WCW, your nWo, and some other fake wrestling groups, all with different wrestlers. You gotta beat ’em all up to be the champ. Sounds tiring, if you ask me. I’d rather bake a pie than wrestle any of them fellas. But hey, to each their own, right?
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this WCW vs nWo World Tour Roster. It’s just a bunch of fellas wrestling, far as I can see. Nothin’ too complicated, unless you’re the one gettin’ body slammed, I suppose. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits.
Tags: WCW, nWo, World Tour, Wrestling, Roster, Diamond Dallas Page, Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, DOA, IOU, Nintendo 64, 1997