Okay, so I’ve been messing around with this whole pro wrestling thing, specifically with this Santino Marella character in WWE. Let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride.
First off, I had to dig into what this whole WWE thing is about. Turns out, it’s been around for like, 60 freakin’ years! These guys have built up a pretty crazy fanbase. I started by watching a bunch of old matches online. I mean, hours and hours of it.
Then, I got into the whole Santino Marella thing. This dude is hilarious. He debuted as this fan picked out of the crowd to fight some big dude named Umaga. It was nuts. I spent a whole day just watching his stuff, from his first match to his, like, goofiest moments. He’s got this whole “Cobra” move that’s just ridiculous.
Next, I tried to understand why people even like this stuff. It’s all fake, right? But that’s the thing – it’s like a soap opera, but with body slams and people jumping off ropes. There’s drama, action, comedy, all mixed together. I started getting into the storylines, and some of them are pretty wild. Twists and turns, you know? I even started looking up interviews with the wrestlers themselves, trying to see what makes them tick.
I even tried to do some of the moves myself. Yeah, bad idea. Pulled a muscle in my back trying to do some basic move, and let me tell you, it’s way harder than it looks. These guys are in seriously good shape. My respect for them definitely went up after that little experiment. It made me want to actually put on muscle and not look like a slob anymore. I have not worked out since high school.
Then I found out Santino Marella was gonna be at some event called “Hard To Kill” for this other wrestling thing called IMPACT. So, I went down a whole new rabbit hole, learning about that. I watched some of their shows and I got to see other wrestlers too.
My Conclusion of It All
So, after all this, I’ve kind of become a fan. It’s cheesy, it’s over-the-top, but it’s entertaining as hell. And this Santino Marella guy, he’s definitely one of the most fun characters to watch. It’s all pretty wild, but hey, it’s a good way to kill some time and have a few laughs.
- Watched tons of WWE matches online.
- Got hooked on Santino Marella’s character.
- Tried to understand the appeal of pro wrestling.
- Failed miserably at doing wrestling moves.
- Explored IMPACT Wrestling because of Marella.
- Became a fan of the whole spectacle.
That’s my story of getting into WWE and this Santino Marella character. It’s been a weird, but fun experience. Don’t judge me, okay?
