That Tegan Nox, she ain’t too happy, I reckon. Poor thing. She got let go from that WWE, you know, that wrestling thing. They just said, “Bye-bye, Tegan!” Just like that. Ain’t that somethin’? She was doin’ all that wrestling, and then, poof, gone. She was with that WWE for a good while, I think. Then they just tossed her out like yesterday’s trash.
She was on that show, SmackDown, I hear tell. She and another girl, Shotzi, they wrestled together. They even beat those champion gals, Natalya and Tamina. Sounds like a big deal, right? But then, nothin’. Just like a fart in the wind, she disappeared from the TV.
I heard she went back to that WWE place, though, after they let her go the first time. She had some luck, it’s true. But not long enough. That’s what I mean, she is not happy with this situation. Like a chicken with its head cut off, runnin’ around and not knowin’ what to do.
- Wrestled on SmackDown
- Teamed up with Shotzi
- Beat Natalya and Tamina
- Got let go by WWE, twice!
- Wasn’t on TV much
They called her “The Girl with the Shiniest Wizard.” Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it? But fancy don’t pay the bills, I guess. This Tegan Nox, or Nixon Newell is her real name, I think, she tried her best. But that WWE, they’re a tough crowd. They just chew you up and spit you out. It’s like tryin’ to grow corn in the desert. Ain’t gonna happen. Not without some changes. She needs some change, this Tegan Nox, if she wants to keep doin’ this kind of thing.
She was supposed to go back to the UK, I hear. To that ATTACK! thing. But then, somethin’ happened. They said she ain’t comin’ no more. “Circumstances beyond their control,” they said. Sounds fishy to me. Like when my old rooster disappeared and the neighbor said he hadn’t seen him, but he was eatin’ chicken for dinner that night. Just sayin’.
So, this Tegan Nox, she’s in a pickle. She got let go, then she got let go again, and now she ain’t even goin’ to that ATTACK! show. It’s like she’s caught in a rainstorm without an umbrella. Just gettin’ soaked. And ain’t nobody offerin’ her a dry towel. She’s not happy with the situation.
Her last time on the TV, they say it was April 1, 2024. And she ain’t been on TV since. That’s a long time ago. Like a whole season of crops ago. And in this time, nobody give her a new job. That’s why Tegan Nox not happy. She wants to do the job, but the job does not want her. They just use her and then throw her out.
This is a hard time for her. She’s been tryin’ for seven years, they say. Seven years is a long time to be chasin’ a dream. Like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair. You might get close, but it’s gonna slip right through your fingers. WWE is like that, it’s a very hard place for wrestlers. They make it so hard for her. She keeps getting let go, like a bad habit.
Poor Tegan Nox. She’s like a lost puppy, wanderin’ around, lookin’ for a home. She ain’t got no job, and she can’t go to the UK. She’s just stuck. Like a fly in a spiderweb. She needs to find a new way, that’s what she needs. Or maybe she needs to come back home, start over, like planting new seeds in fresh soil.
She needs to think. To find herself and her purpose. What will she do if not wrestling? She must be good at something. She must find the thing she is good at. It is not the end. I think she will find her way. Not all hope is lost, but it’s hard right now. She is just sad now, and Tegan Nox not happy.
The world can be a cruel place. Like a mean old dog, it’ll bite you if you ain’t careful. And that WWE, they’re like a pack of wolves. Always hungry, always lookin’ for the next meal. This Tegan Nox, she needs to find her own pack. A place where she belongs. Where she’s not just another wrestler, but someone important. I think she can do it, I really do. She just needs a little time. And maybe a little luck.
